Lord

Send him that queen that he truly deserves

one that he can pamper

that won't work his nerves

allow her to look past all the trendy fashion and gear

to recognize the diamond shining in the coal that appears

Send him a woman with a mind of her own

combined with wisdom, style, and pizazz

and it won't hurt if she has a nice sized a$$

A woman whos sex appeal is not defined by what she wears

but the sensuality in her words and the depth of her stare

Bring to his castle a Queen that is pleasant

and rid his kingdom of gold diggin' peasants

Give him the carress and the touch that he deserves so

give him that sweet whisper in his ear

as soft as the breeze blows

present him with a special jewel

priceless as the pearl in the bottom of the sea

If I wasn't getting married this year...

you could have sent him me.

Honestly