"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (the 5th one)"
Look it is what is at this point.
I don't hate as much as everyone else. And it's MILES BETTER than Baywatch.
It's just lazy and tired to be honest. And they have the nerve to set-up a return in the after credits stinger that makes no sense to be honest.
Since this is part one of the (long) goodbye, let's have this next last one be 90 minutes and at least try to do something fresh instead of a greatest hits.