EVER.

This shit is easily in that "worst of the worst" class, and I wish I could say that was hyperbole.

There's nothing that even resembles a plot. That's not me being cute and snarky, there's literally no plot. A few things tie up in the end but there's no actual story line whatsoever. At all.

So many of the jokes and gags felt like part of a bit that was written before the writers got their coffee or whatever, got sidetracked, and forgot to finish. I lost count of all the jokes where the punchline was someone saying "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" in very exaggerated fashion. No, really. That's the truth.

What's hilarious about Rob Schnieder not doing this is the fact that this was so perfectly up his alley it makes you wonder if he felt he was perhaps one bludgeoning review away from even Sandler no longer being able to support his career. Rob had to have read that script and said "I've whored myself out to bullshit like this throughout the entire sad sack of shit known as my career, but THIS might actually be the death knell."

It's like the Chris Rock bit where mass murderers and child molesters and look at the guy who just hacked up his whole family like "You're sick!".

The worst part of this piece of shit movie is that I was stuck in a room full of imbeciles who guffawed through the entire mess. I'm talking loud, side splitting, popcorn spitting laughter. Uproarious. These people were yucking it up every 7 seconds.

Thank god I saw this shit in another state. I was stuck taking my cousins two kids due to what was perceived to be a promise months ago, and the movie + the concessions and lunch wound up burning about 60 bucks. S

-Sig-

“Why didn’t you do this in your own god damn country?"

-All Stah's view on undocumented immigrants wanting to be treated like human beings.