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magilla vanilla
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"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY: RZA. Paul Walker. Brick Mansions."


  

          

Apparently they're now shooting in Montreal a film called "Brick Mansions." Paul Walker plays what Paul Walker is meant to play: an undercover cop. He's looking for a NEUTRON BOMB in a project run by RZA, a druglord. HOLY SHIT, this is either going to be awesome or terrible, and in the latter case, it'll beso terrible that it's awesome. I'm IN for opening weekend.


http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/05/the-greatest-movie-of-all-time-is-currently-in-production


THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME IS CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION

WRITTEN BY DANGER GUERRERO


OKAY EVERYBODY SHUT UP BECAUSE I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS: 1) RZA and Paul Walker are making a movie together titled Brick Mansions; 2) READ THESE SENTENCES.

The script sees Walker play an undercover cop who is tasked with going into a tenement named Brick Mansions in order to disarm a neutron bomb that is ticking down.

RZA will play the formidable drug warlord in the community who is in possession of the bomb.

The movie is currently shooting in Montreal.

Okay, a few things:


1) Yes.

2) Cancel the Oscars and give all of the awards to this film.

3) Just so we’re all clear here, at some point in the near future there is going to be a movie where the mastermind of the Wu-Tang Clan has procured a neutron bomb and is storing it in the projects, and the country’s only hope is that an undercover police officer played by Paul Walker can get to it and defuse it before it does this to some unfortunate chunk of the country.

4) YES.

5) We are all going to see this movie.

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Subject Author Message Date ID
Oh, its the sequel to IRON CONDOS starring Stoney Jackson
May 15th 2013
1
which was preceded by SAND CASTLES starring Yaphet
May 15th 2013
2
      which was based on PAPER TRAIL a western featuring
May 15th 2013
3
oh so it's the raid redemption
May 16th 2013
4
I thought that was Dredd.
May 16th 2013
5
It's a remake of B13.
May 16th 2013
6
Obviously - I saw it from the trailer.
Apr 25th 2014
10
Seeing this at 8 tonight. Anyone else in?
Apr 24th 2014
7
It's fun. RZA and Walker rule.
Apr 25th 2014
8
So no mention of the French dude who does all the stunts?
Apr 25th 2014
9
      He's obviously great at action...
Apr 25th 2014
11
Sigh. Just makes me more upset about Walkers death.
Apr 25th 2014
12

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