"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY: RZA. Paul Walker. Brick Mansions."
Apparently they're now shooting in Montreal a film called "Brick Mansions." Paul Walker plays what Paul Walker is meant to play: an undercover cop. He's looking for a NEUTRON BOMB in a project run by RZA, a druglord. HOLY SHIT, this is either going to be awesome or terrible, and in the latter case, it'll beso terrible that it's awesome. I'm IN for opening weekend.
THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME IS CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION
WRITTEN BY DANGER GUERRERO
OKAY EVERYBODY SHUT UP BECAUSE I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS: 1) RZA and Paul Walker are making a movie together titled Brick Mansions; 2) READ THESE SENTENCES.
The script sees Walker play an undercover cop who is tasked with going into a tenement named Brick Mansions in order to disarm a neutron bomb that is ticking down.
RZA will play the formidable drug warlord in the community who is in possession of the bomb.
The movie is currently shooting in Montreal.
Okay, a few things:
1) Yes.
2) Cancel the Oscars and give all of the awards to this film.
3) Just so we’re all clear here, at some point in the near future there is going to be a movie where the mastermind of the Wu-Tang Clan has procured a neutron bomb and is storing it in the projects, and the country’s only hope is that an undercover police officer played by Paul Walker can get to it and defuse it before it does this to some unfortunate chunk of the country.