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"Okay, I've had ENOUGH of this CHRISTOPHER NOLAN TALK"


  

          


I done already explained 10 times why TDK was doo doo
on a stick, but I'm past that

Let me move on to another beef:

Apparently I'm the only person on earth that understands
that the endings to 'Memento', 'The Prestige', and 'Inception'
are 100% for the purpose of making you buy another ticket/DVD/
Blue Ray so you can "figure it out?

He's the biggest fucking fraud of our time. He literally
just puts shit in so that you'll buy tickets.

Its no different than Michael Bay and his tittays

Probably the worst gimmicky hack in all of film.

Watch those 3 movies without the endings -- the ending
does NOTHING for the movie

NOTHING

Doesn't give closure

Doesn't tie shit up

Doesn't solve any lingering conflicts

All it does is make you lemmings post on facebook
and go "yoooo omg I gotta see that again."

The ending to 'Inception' was so bad, I literally
LAUGHED



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Okay, I've had ENOUGH of this CHRISTOPHER NOLAN TALK [View all] , Orbit_Established, Thu Jun-14-12 08:26 AM
 
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remember Insomnia?? REMEMBER INSOMNIA?!?
Jun 06th 2012
1
RE: remember Insomnia?? REMEMBER INSOMNIA?!?
Jun 07th 2012
36
this angers me.
Jun 10th 2012
64
this post was the perfect length
Jun 06th 2012
2
god forbid somebody watches a movie more than once
Jun 06th 2012
3
Memento is the most gimmick driven film I've ever seen
Jun 06th 2012
4
memento completely falls apart if you play it forward.
Jun 06th 2012
8
yup
Jun 06th 2012
9
I mean even if The Usual Suspect is ruined after the first viewing
Jun 06th 2012
22
      but the usual suspect has great acting performances
Jun 06th 2012
28
           That was my point
Jun 07th 2012
34
Agreed.
Jun 08th 2012
43
Goddamn it, you take the PRESTIGE outta this post right now!!!
Jun 06th 2012
5
right?
Jun 06th 2012
6
the Prestige was a VERY NICE surprise when i bought it from
Jun 06th 2012
10
The Prestige's ending was absolutely dreadful.
Jun 06th 2012
11
      you dumb mother fucker
Jun 06th 2012
20
      Bwahaha nigga you MAD as shit
Jun 06th 2012
24
      no answers
Jun 06th 2012
27
      yeah, HE's mad, but u make a whole post complainin bout Nolan
Jun 10th 2012
65
           http://oi51.tinypic.com/21aj04i.jpg
Jun 11th 2012
73
      LOL
Jun 09th 2012
50
      ^^^ wasn't watching closely
Jun 09th 2012
49
           Wait. Tesla's soul was in that suitcase?
Jun 09th 2012
51
                Wait. Will Smith hate robots... BUT HE'S PART ROBOT!!!
Jun 10th 2012
66
                     It actually is deep. Lends to a great story, too.
Jun 13th 2012
82
You mad?
Jun 06th 2012
7
He's perfected the art of the "Dumb Smart" movie
Jun 06th 2012
12
I mean, he's no different than your boy Tarantino, really.
Jun 06th 2012
13
Oh, OE claps to Quentin?
Jun 09th 2012
57
You missed me right around 2008,
Jun 10th 2012
59
      What caused the turnaround then?
Jun 10th 2012
70
      He didn't turn. I was using "your boy" sarcastically, lol.
Jun 11th 2012
72
           Ah, the old "dripping sarcasm" trick.
Jun 11th 2012
76
      hahahahahaha
Jun 11th 2012
75
QT can't carry nolan's notepad
Jun 14th 2012
89
LOL!!!!!CHRIS NUMBERS HAS DRIVEN YOU TO MADNESS!!!!!!!
Jun 06th 2012
14
like Nolan's overrated movies, your post could use major editing
Jun 06th 2012
15
      like Tiger Woods himself, your reply I couldn't care less about, &
Jun 06th 2012
16
      ^^Ether. Goddamn
Jun 06th 2012
18
      it was an homage to OE, as a Tarantino fan, he'll appreciate that.
Jun 08th 2012
46
           Nah, Jigga just mad
Jun 08th 2012
48
                65
Jun 11th 2012
74
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dv754Dbf1qe9eo3.gif
Jun 06th 2012
17
I WAS HERE/ MEMENTO SPEWED HOT STANKIN DOO DOO BALLS, HEAUXS!
Jun 06th 2012
19
don't you ride for M. Night?
Jun 06th 2012
21
You ride for M.AD.
Jun 06th 2012
25
oh...so that was you
Jun 06th 2012
26
You promise you stay mad if I tell you the truth?
Jun 06th 2012
31
^^peeps the Clawness
Jun 06th 2012
30
Aw hold up. Post over.
Jun 06th 2012
29
I like him
Jun 06th 2012
23
I think it's the classic "fans are worse than films" scenario.
Jun 07th 2012
33
      I'm making a point to try and separate the two
Jun 07th 2012
35
           It's not even that it influences the critique, per se.
Jun 07th 2012
42
I dig him mostly but im really growing tired Of his fanboys
Jun 07th 2012
32
Ha, ha! Pardon me, I had to laugh at that. (c) Jay
Jun 08th 2012
47
I'm convinced people are so dumbed down by the overall action/thriller
Jun 07th 2012
37
so spot on, but they don't want to hear this
Jun 07th 2012
38
      Ever since RGIII got drafted, you been a good poster.
Jun 07th 2012
39
not impressed by dude either
Jun 07th 2012
40
Nolan Fanboys/Nolan Haters :: Christians/Atheists
Jun 07th 2012
41
You're not being fair to christians.
Jun 09th 2012
52
      I respect the mad-making here. I'm out.
Jun 09th 2012
53
      Lol!
Jun 09th 2012
55
he makes 'smart' movies if youre used to braindead fare
Jun 08th 2012
44
wouldn't u say there are levels of 'auteur' tho...?
Jun 08th 2012
45
      i agree with you
Jun 09th 2012
54
           you hit the nail on the head with this paragraph
Jun 15th 2012
92
Definitely overrated, but Batman Begins and Insomnia remake
Jun 09th 2012
56
I wouldn't say terrible. I'd just say lazy.
Jun 10th 2012
67
      exactly....the whole movie is explanation, and then the action sucks
Jun 10th 2012
69
this shit is ultimately about people's insecurity
Jun 09th 2012
58
That post was very Nolan-emo.
Jun 10th 2012
60
shit. lol.
Jun 10th 2012
61
nigga you the mad one up in here
Jun 10th 2012
62
      Honestly, though, you post like you need a hug
Jun 10th 2012
63
           ^^^^Vintage. Yet they fall for it every time. Lol
Jun 10th 2012
68
           Excellent, Smithers!
Jun 10th 2012
71
           if only you read more instead of bloviated
Jun 11th 2012
78
this dude said he likes Spidey 3 more than 2
Jun 11th 2012
77
      RE: this dude said he likes Spidey 3 more than 2
Jun 11th 2012
79
Wow looks like zealotry of Nolan haters has overtaken that of the fanboy...
Jun 12th 2012
80
Twas only a matter of time...comes with the popularity
Jun 12th 2012
81
Nah, Fanboys still run the galaxy
Jun 13th 2012
83
      *wonders what the letterhead on those rec letters would read*
Jun 13th 2012
84
           RE: *wonders what the letterhead on those rec letters would read*
Jun 13th 2012
85
                ^First off the waitlist
Jun 13th 2012
86
                I don't know what I want
Jun 14th 2012
91
                hahahaha
Jun 14th 2012
90
                Lmao I love this place
Jun 15th 2012
93
He's a great idea man
Jun 17th 2012
94
This describes how smart people feel about Nolan's films
Jun 18th 2012
95

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