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Frank Longo
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"I for one welcome our new Smith Family overlords."
Tue Oct-19-10 07:42 PM by Frank Longo

  

          

So this post is rather O_Eish of me. I feel like I should intro by talking about what I'm eating for dinner or something. Anyhow.

2010 has proven that, even in the absence of a Will Smith blockbuster film, the Smith Family owns America.

This summer, we saw multiple big movie stars have their films flop. The safest bet in the world when it comes to movie stars? A Will Smith film won't flop. I don't care if he makes a sequel to Seven Pounds-- Eight Pounds. I don't care if he does Bagger Vance With A Vengeance. Folks will go see it.

Jada Pinkett Smith? HawthoRNe, although I'm not a fan, actually built its fanbase on TNT for its second season, and it was instantly renewed for a third.

Jaden Smith? Starred in one of the biggest surprise hits and one of the best films of the year, the remake of the Karate Kid. It was so good that folks were hating on his Letterman appearance. Dude is TWELVE, and his haters outnumber the number of people I will meet in my life. If that's not power, I don't know what is. (Really interesting article on the subject from EW: http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/06/21/jaden.smith.hatred/index.html)

And now, as if the declaration of Jaden as a movie star wasn't a loud enough statement of dominance by the Smith Family, we have Willow Smith, whose song "Whip My Hair" might be one of the hottest singles I've heard all year. Watch that music video and tell me that song won't be a hit.

Even Jay Pharaoh, who did the best Will Smith impression on Youtube, got a job on Saturday Night Live largely because he was so damn good at doing Will Smith! What was his first appearance on SNL? His Will Smith impression.

Of course this post should come as a revelation to absolutely no one. But I for one find it unreal that we get these constant reminders that Will Smith is the #1 movie star... in a year when he DIDN'T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING MOVIE. When in memory was there ever a reign this dominant in the entertainment industry by a single family?

I guarantee Shiloh doesn't have a hit single. Just saying.












Small postscript: Remember that post a few months back where a poster insisted that Robert Downey Jr. was a bigger movie star than Will Smith? That was awesome. (c) Chris Farley

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I for one welcome our new Smith Family overlords. [View all] , Frank Longo, Tue Oct-19-10 07:42 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
hawthorne got a third season?
Oct 20th 2010
1
right and UNDERCOVERS is STRUGGLING to survive?
Oct 21st 2010
6
      I only watch Undercovers on Hulu to cure Thursday night insomnia
Oct 22nd 2010
7
           shes so pretty
Oct 22nd 2010
13
                I'd never stalk a celebrity, but I'd come this > < close to it for her
Oct 22nd 2010
14
Jaden's going to make more money with M. Night
Oct 21st 2010
2
Holy shit. That's like a madmaking smorgsabord.
Oct 21st 2010
3
Somebody make sure OE is put on Blood Pressure meds
Oct 22nd 2010
12
this sounds promising
Nov 30th 2012
25
Jaden: most popular boys name in NY
Oct 21st 2010
4
Trey sucks at football, 10 rec., 56yds, 0tds for the season? cmon...
Oct 21st 2010
5
If Will is smart he'll get him into a different sport.
Oct 22nd 2010
8
RE: Trey sucks at football, 10 rec., 56yds, 0tds for the season? cmon...
Oct 22nd 2010
9
You know what he doesn't suck at? Getting pussy.
Oct 22nd 2010
10
lol
Oct 23rd 2010
15
The Watch is watching
Oct 22nd 2010
11
Its troubling to see that people have such nasty things
Nov 05th 2010
16
RE: Its troubling to see that people have such nasty things
Nov 05th 2010
17
      likewise
Nov 06th 2010
18
      hatin? no no no... that kid is big headed as fuck
Nov 06th 2010
19
Willow Smith to play Little Orphan Annie (swipe)
Jan 21st 2011
20
shooting in spring 2013. Emma Thompson script, Jay Z on the music.
Nov 30th 2012
22
      she wearing a weave or
Nov 30th 2012
23
           Hopefully a weave
Nov 30th 2012
24
http://tinyurl.com/cfqyn88
Nov 30th 2012
21

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