So, as punishment for his last few disasters, they should say, "Hey, M." or "Yo, Night." What DO you call him in person? Anyway they should say "You aren't allowed to make movies any more. But we will give you an 'Alfred Hitchock Presents' type tv show on HBO." Cuz I think in the context of that, his ideas wouldn't be so bad.
Anyway, I like the idea of this movie. Not sure if it will be good though. Night not directing or writing is a good first step in the right direction though.