>dogg, you already got called out on other peoples' made up
>names. you don't say shit about them. all these white stars
>running around with made up names and y'all going in on the
>indian guy. like, damn, can indian folks have industry names,
>too? let's be real, from a marketing stand point, he got a
>long ass fuckin name. nobody wanna say all that shit. so, what
>does it matter if he chose night or "pluck" or "hump" or
>"test" for his middle name? he needed something
>short/mono-syllabic to link up with his long last name. if you
>wanna say that pretentious to shield yourself from the truth
>(you're being racist), go right ahead. you just made because
>"night" sounds fuckin cool. shit, call him m. "sex" shyalaman,
>nigga.
>



Alan Dale (Aldo Sigismondi)

Albert Brooks (Albert Lawrence Einstein)

Alex Lifeson (Alexander Zivojinovich)

Alla Nazimova (Mariam Edez Adelaida Leventon)

Alpha Blondy (Seydou Kon)

Anne Bancroft (Anna Maria Italiano)

Ashley Judd (Ashley Tyler Ciminella)

Bela Lugosi (Be'la Ferenc Dezso Blasko)

Betty Hutton (Elizabeth June Thornburg)

Bob Hope (Leslie Townes Hope)

Boris Karloff (William Henry Pratt)

Buddy Clark (Samuel Goldberg)

Burt Holiday (Bonaldo Bonaldi)

Carole Lombard (Jane Alice Peters)

Cary Grant (Archibald Alexander Leach)

Catherine Deneuve (Catherine Dorlac)

Cathy Carr (Angelina Helen Catherine Cordovano)

Charlie Sheen (Carlos Irwin Estevez)

Charlton Heston (John Charles Carter)

Cher (Cherilyn Sarkisian)

Cozy Powell (Colin Flooks)

Damia (Marie-Louise Damien)

David Seville (Ross Bagdasarian)

Dean Martin (Dino Crocetti)

Dean Ween (Mickey Melchiondo)

Del Shannon (Charles Weedon Westover)

Diane Keaton (Diane Hall)

Dirk Bogarde (Derek van den Bogaerde)

Doris Day (Doris Mary Ann Von Kappelhoff)

Duane Allman (Howard Duange Allman)

Elvis Costello (Declan Patrick Aloysius McManus)

Eric Morecambe (John Eric Bartholemew)

Ernest Borgnine (Ermes Effron Borgnino)

Ernie Wise (Ernest Wiseman)

Franz Welser-Mst (Franz Mst)

Fred Astaire (Frederick Austerlitz)

Fredric March (Ernest Frederick McIntyre Bickel)

Gale Storm (Josephine Owaissa Cottle)

Geddy Lee (Gary Lee Weinrib)

Gene Simmons (Chaim Witz)

Gene Wilder (Jerome Silberman)

Gene Ween (Aaron Freeman)

Ginger Rogers (Virginia Katherine McMath)

Gogi Grant (Myrtle Audrey Arinsberg)

Greta Garbo (Greta Lovisa Gustafsson)

Gribouille (Marie-France Gat)

Groucho Marx (Julius Henry Marx)

Harry Houdini (Ehrich Weiss)

Hedy Lamarr (Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler)

Heino (Heinz Georg Kramm)

Henry Rollins (Henry Garfield)

Jamie Foxx (Eric Bishop)

Janet Leigh (Jeanette Helen Morrison)

Jayne Mansfield (Vera Jayne Palmer)

Jean Harlow (Harlean Carpentier)

Jean-Claude Van Damme (Jean-Claude Camille Francois Van Vaerenbergh)

Jennifer Jones (Phyllis Lee Isley)

Jacques Lu Cont (Stuart Price)

Jill Corey (Norma Jean Speranza)

Joan Crawford (Lucille Fay LeSueur)

Joan Fontaine (Joan de Beauvoir de Havilland)

John Ford (Sean Aloysius O'Fearna)

John Denver (Henry John Deutschendorf, Jr.)

John Wayne (Marion Michael Morrison)

Johnny Desmond (Giovanni Alfredo De Simone)

Jon Stewart (Jonathon Leibowitz)

Joni James (Joan Carmella Babbo|Joan (or Giovanna) Carmella Babbo)

Judy Garland (Frances Gumm)

Judy Holliday (Judith Tuvim)

Kirk Douglas (Issur Danielovitch Demsky)

Lale Andersen (Liese-Lotte Helene Berta Bunnenberg)

Lauren Bacall (Betty Joan Perske)

Lionel Barrymore (Lionel Herbert Blythe)

Marilyn Monroe (Norma Jean Mortenson, later Norma Jean Baker)

Marion Hutton (Marion Thornburg)

Marni Nixon (Marni McEathron)

Martin Sheen (Ramon Gerardo Antonio Estvez)

Mary Astor (Lucile Vasconcellos Langhanke)

Mary Ford (Colleen Summers)

Mary Pickford (Gladys Smith)

Meg Ryan (Margaret Mary Emily Ann Hyra)

Mel Brooks (Melvin Kaminsky)

Michael Keaton (Michael John Douglas)

Michael Caine (Maurice Micklewhite)

Mike Dirnt (Michael Pritchard)

Natalie Portman (Natalie Hershlag)

Natalie Wood (Natalia Nikolaevna Zakharenko)

Nico (Christa Pffgen)

Patti Page (Clara Ann Fowler)

Paul Muni (Meshilem Meier Weisenfreud)

Paul Stanley (Stanley Harvey Eisen)

Richard Clapton (Terry Gonk)

Robert Gant (Robert Gonzalez)

Rock Hudson (Roy Harold Scherer Jr.)

Roger Vadim (Roger Vladimir Plemiannikov)

Ronnie Gaylord (Ronald L. Fredianelli)

Ronnie James Dio (Ronald Padavona)

Serge Gainsbourg (Lucien Ginzburg)

Shirley Strachan (Graeme Strachan)

Simone Signoret (Simone Kaminker)

Sophia Loren (Sofia Villani Scicolone)

Spike Jonze (Adam Spiegel)

Stanley Donwood (Dan Rickwood)

Stevie Wonder (Steveland Morris)

Stewart Granger (Stewart Granger|James Stewart)

Susan Hayward (Edythe Marrenner)

Susan Sarandon (Susan Abigail Tomalin)

Timea Margot (Tmea Vgvlgyi)

Tom Cruise (Thomas Cruise Mapother IV)

Toni Arden (Antoinette Ardizzone)

Tony Curtis (Bernard Schwartz)

Tony Martin (Alvin Morris)

Tori Amos (Myra Ellen Amos)

Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)

Victor Borge (Borge Rosenbaum)

Vivien Leigh (Vivian Mary Hartley)

William Holden (William Franklin Beedle Jr.)

Wilhelm Fink (Billie Joe Armstrong)

Willy DeVille
Winona Ryder (Winona Laura Horowitz)

Woody Allen (Allen Stewart Konigsberg)



He isn't the first Indian to do it either..shit Ben Kingsley's real name is Krishna Pandit Bhanji


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