Come on.

I appreciate the purity of stage just as much
as anyone, but goddamn if I haven't decided against
going to a play half a dozen times since June because
I look at the length and see: "approximately 2 hours
and 40 minutes."

Half the time t NOT INCLUDING intermission.

I seen a good play this evening...woulda been
better if it didn't gobble up half my Thursday.

I understand that the long-winded exchanges are a
part of stage acting...that's what makes it great..
...soliloquies and all that...its dope.

But you've got to find a way to keep this shit down.

Hell, I barely can stand MOVIES that long...any
movie over two hours I generally watch through
multiple sittings at the crib.

This is just a non-artist's take on the matter
that I think might improve the product.