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Frank Longo
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Thu Jul-31-08 10:30 AM

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"The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. NOPE! BLOCK THE HATE!"


  

          

Since Brendan's already made back Journey 3D's production budget, and it's still in the Top 5 at the Box Office, it's clear that the Summer of Fraser is currently on schedule.

Next up? Mummy 3.

Let's ignore the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, shall we? We saw critics lickin their chops from a mile away, writing their bad mummy-related hate puns back in June. Whether it's good or bad, I won't know til I see it. When reviews say, "The Mummy series has been dead for a long time, but like the mummies it depicts, it won't stay buried" (har har har), and "The movie feels like the direct-to-dvd version of The Mummy, complete with cheesy, already-done CG effects, and best of all, not a single actual mummy in the entire movie" (um, there are mummies IN THE TRAILER, dickwad), I know this'll be a wait-and-see flick.

But what do I know? Jet Li. Dragons. Yetis. An army of the undead. For me, regardless of how good the flick as a whole is, the shit should at bare minimum be fun.

And yes, it'll be a hit. It's the last big-budget action flick of the summer, it can ride into August. It's got a history of success behind it, and the cast has already signed a contract to do more Mummy flicks.

Did I mention dragons and yetis?

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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. NOPE! BLOCK THE HATE! [View all] , Frank Longo, Thu Jul-31-08 10:30 AM
 
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RE: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. NOPE! BLOCK THE HATE!
Jul 31st 2008
1
Why no Rachel Weiss?
Jul 31st 2008
2
^^^
Jul 31st 2008
16
Her absence killed the movie
Aug 03rd 2008
30
It looks dumb as shit though
Jul 31st 2008
3
sorry, mang. just can't handle dat fraise
Jul 31st 2008
4
^^^^
Jul 31st 2008
9
This is one mummy that should have been kept under wraps.
Jul 31st 2008
5
Have a mummy ache? Take some Tombs.
Jul 31st 2008
6
      Good call. My acid reflux has been burning my sarcophagus.
Jul 31st 2008
10
           Can(opic jars) I hire(olgyphic) you to jump off a pier(amids)?
Jul 31st 2008
14
Fun = PTP's "At least he's trying"
Jul 31st 2008
7
AND NEW HARRY POTTER TRAILER BEFORE MUMMY 3!! NUMBERS!!
Jul 31st 2008
8
I've got internet. It'll be there, too.
Jul 31st 2008
11
i seriously hate this movie
Jul 31st 2008
12
I'd say it's the Summer of Downey Jr. but...
Jul 31st 2008
13
RE: I'd say it's the Summer of Downey Jr. but...
Jul 31st 2008
15
i've fallen behind in less than two week jeez
Jul 31st 2008
17
this franchise was on its last legs by the 2nd movie
Jul 31st 2008
18
the shit looks horrid.
Jul 31st 2008
19
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
Jul 31st 2008
20
I wanted this to be my post so bad.
Aug 01st 2008
24
RE: I wanted this to be my post so bad.
Aug 01st 2008
25
I HAAAATE MUMMIES.
Aug 01st 2008
26
Jet Li cant stop cuuuuz he wont stop
Jul 31st 2008
21
I have a crush on Michelle Yeoh
Aug 01st 2008
22
speaking of sequels...
Aug 01st 2008
23
The CGI looks god-fucking-awful.
Aug 01st 2008
27
the 2nd mummy had some of the worst cgi ever
Aug 01st 2008
28
not a good film
Aug 02nd 2008
29
so you and I seem to be the only two in here who've actually seen it
Aug 03rd 2008
31
      yetis were the best part follwed by Michelle Yeoh and chick that
Aug 03rd 2008
32
      RE: yetis were the best part follwed by Michelle Yeoh and chick that
Aug 04th 2008
40
           i'm not disputing his contribution. i just find him droll. he has zero
Aug 04th 2008
42
      YES!
Aug 04th 2008
43
B Frasier and Liv Tyler need to team up
Aug 03rd 2008
33
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
Aug 03rd 2008
34
i went in expecting a B movie
Aug 03rd 2008
35
i might have to endure this shitfest for maria bello
Aug 03rd 2008
36
terrible
Aug 04th 2008
37
MUMMY 3 >>>> Indy IV
Aug 04th 2008
38
I honestly wouldn't be surprised.
Aug 04th 2008
39
^^^^ smokes crack and heroin mixed ^^^^
Aug 05th 2008
44
In terms of disappointment? Yeah, Indy DEF disappointed me more.
Dec 29th 2008
46
      I wasn't saying the MUMMY 3 was a perfect movie by any means...
Dec 30th 2008
48
We can't believe you guys are still falling for this crap
Aug 04th 2008
41
i'm asking netflizzle to refund me 39 cents off this bullshit, yo.
Dec 29th 2008
45
LOL, I forgot to post my review. Here's a swipe.
Dec 29th 2008
47

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