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28. "You smoking PCP-laced Latte, homie."
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I apologize for all the profanity. You seem like
a nice dude, but you're drunk on Latte, homes.


>Well, there's a ton of it. There's this whole thing with
>morality/fertility, fathers/sons, double lives, etc. etc....
>there's also the possibility that Matt Damon's character was a
>repressed homosexual who compensated with this contrived
>'tough guy' routine. I can understand why you might have
>chosen not to catch *that* one, though.

Jesus Christ.

This is what I mean when I say 'Pulp Fiction' ruined
modern film.


I'll hold back for now.



>Anyway, watch the movie again, or go check out the big ol'
>Departed post from way back if you're interested in some of
>the subtleties (though not all that subtle) of the flick.
>There really is a good bit going on below the surface, but of
>course if you ignore that stuff the film can be just as
>enjoyable.

No, because movies are supposed to be made to be WATCHED
not discussed over coffee for months after the fact. Again-
the Pulp Fiction generation seems to miss this, and y'all
like to overanalyze films to make yourself seem deep and
smart.

Films used to be dope because EVERYTHING including SUBTEXT
was 100% OBVIOUS. Take Goodfellas -- lots of subtext. No artsy
fartsy bullshit. Just DIRECT storytelling. That's the way its
posed to be done.

If it wasn't 100% apparent in the first viewing, then its
an irrelevant detail. All that "under the surface" is just a way
to make a film seem "deeper"....its a goddamn crime story with
some witty characters. Its not a commentary on the Boxer Rebellion
or a post-structuralist account of Susan B. Anthony.


>>Stop making excuses. She was boring, and her scenes sucked.
>
>She confronted Matt Damon about his impotence while eating a
>banana. That was a good scene.

No, it wasn't.

>But, like I said, she wasn't my favorite part of the movie,
>nor a part that I'd spend too much energy on defending. But
>the character/subplot did contribute to the overall film.


No, it didn't. It was lame.




This is getting boring.

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Late Pass: 'The Departed' was a C-plus film at best. [View all] , Orbit_Established, Mon Aug-20-07 12:55 AM
 
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^^must be on his period
Aug 20th 2007
1
Cornier: That line in the movie, or that line in your post?
Aug 20th 2007
6
      ^^^^needs to switch to tampons
Aug 21st 2007
52
Watch it again
Aug 20th 2007
2
Decaprio's stature rose
Aug 20th 2007
3
Decap's best performance imo.
Aug 20th 2007
5
Personally, Blood Diamond did it for me.
Aug 20th 2007
19
basically
Aug 20th 2007
4
I disagree. I personally loved it. But to each his own.
Aug 20th 2007
7
You may have a point. Total retred of Goodfellas
Aug 20th 2007
8
Don't disrespect 'Goodfellas' by saying that.
Aug 20th 2007
18
      Goodfellas is a modern classic IMO.
Aug 20th 2007
35
A-
Aug 20th 2007
9
I slightly disagree...C+
Aug 20th 2007
10
Definitely Mediocre
Aug 20th 2007
11
saw it for like the 5th time last week
Aug 20th 2007
12
RE: Disagree
Aug 20th 2007
13
I loved it.
Aug 20th 2007
14
ye twas my feeling too. wasn't anything special
Aug 20th 2007
15
^^^the other guy
Aug 20th 2007
16
lol
Aug 20th 2007
25
now you really fucked up dude....................
Aug 20th 2007
17
Another thought: 'The Departed' = Oceans 11-13
Aug 20th 2007
20
I disagree here...
Aug 20th 2007
22
Agree with this
Aug 25th 2007
58
but the movie doesn't take itself seriously at all
Aug 20th 2007
23
      That's some pretty lame excuse-making if I ever seen it.
Aug 20th 2007
24
           RE: That's some pretty lame excuse-making if I ever seen it.
Aug 20th 2007
27
               
                     why can't it be both?
Aug 20th 2007
32
A- without a doubt
Aug 20th 2007
21
it was good because of baldwin...no baldwin, i'd prolly hate it
Aug 20th 2007
26
Baldwin was the best thing in there for me
Aug 21st 2007
42
Infernal Affairs was better IMO
Aug 20th 2007
29
Really? Really really?
Aug 20th 2007
30
^^^The way to get O_E to Log off Forever
Aug 20th 2007
31
      lmfao n/m
Aug 20th 2007
33
      G.D. is the final frontier for O_E
Aug 20th 2007
34
      RE: ^^^The way to get O_E to Log off Forever
Aug 20th 2007
37
      a-plus reply.
Aug 21st 2007
47
RE: Late Pass: 'The Departed' was a C-plus film at best.
Aug 20th 2007
36
thorougly mediocre flick
Aug 20th 2007
38
ugh, DiCaprio sucked in Gangs of New York & couldn't hold that accent
Aug 21st 2007
41
it was good. but infernal affairs was better.
Aug 20th 2007
39
I'd say B+
Aug 20th 2007
40
c'mon and take that plus off
Aug 21st 2007
43
      Explain why a B and not a B+
Aug 22nd 2007
55
           Too long. The female therpist character was weak.
Aug 22nd 2007
56
b
Aug 21st 2007
44
it's a good movie...but definitely overrated...
Aug 21st 2007
45
damn...I thought it was just me...was just 'okay'...
Aug 21st 2007
46
cmon man, nobody said the departed was 'groundbreaking'
Aug 21st 2007
48
I give it a B...maybe a B+ if I forget the crappy editing.
Aug 21st 2007
49
you're a c-plus film at best
Aug 21st 2007
50
SOMEBODY ELSE FINALLY REALIZES THIS...
Aug 21st 2007
51
yeah, there is a small handful of poor, unenlightened souls
Aug 21st 2007
53
This is a D minus post.
Aug 21st 2007
54
THAT WAS THE WORST MOVIE EVER
Aug 25th 2007
57
Bobby
Aug 26th 2007
59
if Studio 60 were a movie, it would have shat on The Departed
Aug 26th 2007
60
Brokeback? *rimshot*
Aug 26th 2007
61
not enough, and not big enough
Aug 26th 2007
64
Diary of a Mad Black Woman.
Aug 26th 2007
63
Be Cool
Aug 26th 2007
65
Correction: I have thought of a movie that sucks more than The Departed
Aug 27th 2007
66
      You should keep a copy of 'Eyes Wide Shut' nearby.
Aug 28th 2007
69
Using that metric, you are a U- poster
Aug 26th 2007
62
solid B+
Aug 27th 2007
67
You're lying and you know it
Aug 27th 2007
68
Uh. Just seen 'Casino' again, an actual good movie.
Aug 28th 2007
70
just saw it last nite & came to post this. @@/@@@@
Aug 28th 2007
71
^^^^WOOOOW SPOT FUCKIN ON!!!!!^^^^^
Aug 28th 2007
72
      RE: ^^^^WOOOOW SPOT FUCKIN ON!!!!!^^^^^
Aug 28th 2007
74
      LOL @ scorcese shootin closeups of martin sheens jacket pocket
Aug 29th 2007
78
           the pockets were like, symbolic, man
Aug 29th 2007
79
Just saw it last night... A-
Aug 28th 2007
73
Saw it again. It sucked worse the second time.
Aug 29th 2007
76
i loved it
Aug 28th 2007
75
Not terrible, but far from great, & makes the original even better
Aug 29th 2007
77

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