57. "Brokeback was a boring piece of shit" In response to In response to 0
that movie was unbearable. So fucking boring. I think supporters of this movie are really supporting the idea of a movie like Brokeback Mountain, not the actual product we got: Brokeback Mountain. If that was a story about straight people cheating on their wives, it seriously would have been the worst movie in the history of the earth. And there have been some bad ones. Monkeybone, Extreme Ops, Torque...it would have been worse than all of those combined. Brokeback was so bad that it would have been more exciting if there was more gay sex. That's how bad it was. There is no other movie I can say that about.
It was so bad...don't make a movie about undercover gays if that's all it's about. Or at least make it exciting. Boondock Saints was exciting, and it was fine that the detective was gay because he was such a beast that everyone accepted it. Why isn't that revolutionary? He was great. Brokeback Mountain was just boring shit...I turn on an episode of Cheaters on WB @ midnight and I get 100x the excitement.