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16. "Oof. Just another Dwayne Johnson movie. "
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Two hours of completely weightless CGI. Outside of the two or so times Black Adam and Hawkman actually fight hand-to-hand, it just all looks like PS4 cut scene stuff. Especially the villain of the movie, who might be the least memorable or interesting villain in modern superhero cinema.

And every time it looks like it's going dark or it could be a movie with actual vision behind it, we get the shoehorned-in one-liners or the corny needle drops-- all the things that the most risk-averse movie star alive always has to make sure the movies are as safe and studio tested as imaginable. Even the big cameo at the end doesn't feel epic, it just feels like a calculation.

MVP obviously Brosnan. Hodge acquits himself well too.

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Black Adam (Jaume Collet-Serra, 2022) [View all] , bwood, Sat Jul-09-22 12:50 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
I'm honestly worried, just because it's The Rock.
Jul 09th 2022
1
I see this a lot, but I don't really have indication this character will...
Jul 12th 2022
3
      When was the last time The Rock played the heel?
Jul 26th 2022
5
           That actually happened in the comics and is 'canon'
Oct 13th 2022
9
                Yeah, I wasn't a fan...
Oct 18th 2022
14
This is the first time I’ve seen a movie promotion plug the comic book...
Jul 09th 2022
2
RE: Black Adam (Jaume Collet-Serra, 2022)
Jul 26th 2022
4
It’s a bad sign that everything that’s not…
Jul 27th 2022
6
It's good. The best Superman movie I didn't realize I wanted.
Oct 12th 2022
7
fuck. High praise coming from you.
Oct 13th 2022
8
I needed this. You're Michelin/Zagat all that shit rolled up into one
Oct 14th 2022
10
Is the film dark/contrasty??
Oct 17th 2022
11
      If the projection is on point and they care sure
Oct 17th 2022
12
           San Diego does not have a drive-in that is caring
Oct 18th 2022
13
Ehhhh.... I thought it was a 6/10 at best
Oct 22nd 2022
15
this is probably why Young Rock is his best stuff right now
Nov 23rd 2022
22
So mediocre it was bad
Nov 07th 2022
17
This was a tough watch
Nov 17th 2022
18
I've tried to watch JW Dominion twice so far
Nov 17th 2022
19
the movie woulda been like 80 minutes long without all the slow mo.
Nov 17th 2022
20
It would have been better as a DC cartoon
Nov 18th 2022
21
Is it that DC movies are just dog sh*t or
Dec 18th 2022
23
I don't get all the hate.
Dec 19th 2022
24
Fine in what sense, though?
Dec 19th 2022
25
In that it was film, that I enjoyed while watching it.
Dec 20th 2022
26
I think it was fine for streaming
Dec 20th 2022
27
I too caught it streaming.
Dec 20th 2022
28
a bit long in the third act but yeah
Dec 20th 2022
29
On that we can agree.
Dec 20th 2022
30
It could have and SHOULD have been better
Dec 31st 2022
31

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