Wow!

I'll let people have the weird affection they have for 2014's similarly dreary, bland human drama 'cause it's got a lot of cleverness with how it displays all that badness and an all-time kaiju murder to cap it off, but dude. Take all the wrong lessons from both Godzilla and Kong, have the audacity for most of your best ideas to just be retreads of 2014 and figure out how to tie better acting and dialogue to even more unlikable characters and there's something really, really special-bad about this movie.

It even sucks to look at, like a working cut of a Zach Snyder film before the visual effects team swoops in and saves it. Why'd Ghidorah have to make it dark and rainy all the time unless a lot of this movie looked like shit and they didn't have a better solution?


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