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15. "it wasn't any worse than his other movies"
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Yeah it was bad.

But I mean, I think of his work more as roller coasters than films.

Maybe I'm just getting jaded in my old age, but if I start watching a movie and I know ahead of time that it was directed by Michael Bay, I expect:

-Fast cuts
-Little to no character development
-Explosions
-Big fight/chase scenes
-Explosions
-Edge-of-your seat orchestral score that seems to never slow down, sprinkled with pop bullshit for the soundtrack and to get radio play
-Random attention/dialogue given to extras
-CGI CGI CGI
-Poor script
-Major Plot holes
-At least one scene where characters are racing to do something before a timer goes down to 0:00 and shit explodes

BOOM. That's what I expect and that's what he gives. Every damned time. Ok you have your Christopher Nolans out there trying to play both sides of the field, and that's cool I guess (though I personally didn't dig his Batman movies thaaat much), but I don't think it's fair to bash Michael Bay for doing his thing. He makes basic, by-the-numbers action/adventure movies that are almost always box office hits. Don't weigh in if you don't want to wrestle, you know?

This is why I didn't even bother with the Transformers trilogy. But I loved every goofy ass minute of Bad Boys II. I knew exactly what I was going to get, and I got it all with plenty of bonus shit thrown in for free.

  

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Michael Bay apologizes for Armageddon *swipe* [View all] , bwood, Tue Apr-23-13 07:30 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
More excuses than an apology
Apr 23rd 2013
1
that's one of his better movies, tho
Apr 23rd 2013
2
^^
Apr 23rd 2013
3
No it's not.
Apr 24th 2013
4
^^^
Apr 24th 2013
5
it absolutely is
Apr 24th 2013
6
      Agreed.
Apr 24th 2013
7
      Def Leppard's video for Armageddon it>>>>>Bay's Armageddon
Apr 24th 2013
8
      Niggas really liked Armageddon huh?
Apr 24th 2013
10
           Well, yeah, it was cheeseball. So was ID4
Apr 24th 2013
12
           i don't "like" it
Apr 24th 2013
13
                ^^^^ Funniest shit I've read in a minute.
Apr 25th 2013
23
      LOL. you should feel blessed to have laid eyes upon Bad Boys II
Apr 24th 2013
18
           ^^^^^^^^^^^
Apr 26th 2013
36
agreed
Apr 25th 2013
20
What about Pearl Harbor?
Apr 24th 2013
9
It had Kate Beckinsale & better action scenes than Arghmageddon
Apr 24th 2013
14
Damn! Nigga recants his apology *swipe*
Apr 24th 2013
11
Recanting? He's saying he never SAID it.
Apr 25th 2013
29
      I don't give a fuck
Apr 26th 2013
33
Right. every director has his / her own style
Apr 24th 2013
16
I don't know why michael bay catches shit for fast cuts
Apr 24th 2013
17
I love the "I knew what I was getting" defense
Apr 25th 2013
21
      AKA the tarantino defense
Apr 25th 2013
24
           Totally.
Apr 25th 2013
25
                i see your's coming...everytime
Apr 25th 2013
26
                     Just like the plot's of Tyler's movies nm
Apr 25th 2013
27
                          we agree...he makes bad movies
Apr 26th 2013
35
                               Ok.
Apr 26th 2013
37
                                    my responses to your responses to me don't signify anger...
Apr 26th 2013
38
That movie lightweight sucked..
Apr 25th 2013
19
Seen it twice in the theater
Apr 25th 2013
22
fuck spoiler alerts for a fifteen year old movie
Apr 25th 2013
28
Hol' up, he took a shot at DEL TORO too? (swipe)
Apr 25th 2013
30
is it not obvious the movie is Battleship?
Apr 26th 2013
31
      Man, I can't call it, I was getting Robot Jox vibes off of it nm
Apr 26th 2013
32
      No. Not Robot Jox. Never speak of that movie again
Apr 28th 2013
39
      That seems obvious but he may have been lumping Pacific Rim in with it
Apr 26th 2013
34
           that seems like a lot to read into just b/c he didn't name the flick
Apr 28th 2013
40
Armageddon was not bad, c'mon...
Apr 29th 2013
41

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