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20. "LOL. Please don't argue. You're not making a grain of sense. "
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Fam, just admit you wrong, because you not making any
sense right about not, quite honestly

>Frank said that white stars were almost all effeminate pretty
>boys and that that doesn't carry over to black stars. That
>statement is patently false.

LOL.

No, its not.

White LEADING MEN, not comedians, are far more likely to
be effeminate, sensitive metrosexuals than black men stars.

They also got the "thoughtful progressive" shit down pat
too.

I mean, I ain't even complaining. I'm just making an
OBSERVATION.

Will Smith's *early* appeal was damn near Jim Carry-like.

Like I said:

White people never had a problem running to the box office
to see a black man act FUNNY. They never had a problem
going to the box office to see a black man act COMMANDING.
Will Smith does *both*

>When he was coming up, Will was not built like that. He was no
>more of a man's man than Damon, Pitt, or even little ass Tom
>Cruise; a point that you yourself made...

No, Einstein, he was FUNNY. That's why 'Fresh Prince'
was such a big deal.

Black men have always been FUNNY.

Again - what Will Smith did was COMBINE elements of
Eddie Murphy with elements of Denzel Washington. That's
why he's a mega star.

He makes people SMILE and makes girls nipples hard.

>Exactly my point. He wasn't built like a running back in
>those. I'm not sure how you can argue that he wasn't an
>effeminate pretty boy when you can't even compliment his roles
>without a "no homo".

Actually, by the time 'Bad Boys' rolled around, Smith was of
age and had embraced his sex appeal. The thing is: he was
also FUNNY which is why he was picked for those rolls at all.
His silly smiles and one-lines. Like I said -- niggas always
been FUNNY. Always. And always been bankable.


>Again, exactly my point. Trying to say that white people want
>their leading men effeminate while ignoring that some of the
>biggest box office successes for black actors have them
>dressing up like women (don't forget Martin Lawrence) is
>laughable.

LOL.

No, smart guy. Black people have always been bankable when
they are FUNNY.



>No more a pretty boy than Columbus Short, Terrence Howard, or
>any other up and coming black actor?

LOL.

Are you fucking serious?

Do you honestly think that Matt Damon is not a pretty boy?
Damon's WHOLE APPEAL consists of the following:

a) He's harvard educated smartsy white boy
b) He has boyish good looks

As he ages, his appeal is growing from teenie bopper to
George Clooney, but NEITHER of those appeals are *anything*
like Terrance Howard...LOL...seriously, FOH. Howard is a
commanding stage presence who actually takes on fairly DARK
and SARCASTIC roles. His LONE LEADING ROLE that made noise
was the nigga as a PIMP FOR FUCK'S SAKE <--haha. The nigga
don't have no leading roles in films that white people watched
where he was on some cerebral thoughtful shit...LOL...FOH



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RUSSELL CROWE >>> JOHNNY DEPP (MASTER AND COMMANDER post) [View all] , Orbit_Established, Fri Jan-29-10 10:05 AM
 
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You know, that probably is one of my favorite movies of the decade
Jan 29th 2010
1
I dig Russ
Jan 29th 2010
2
Even though I don't care for M&C, I cosign this post completely.
Jan 29th 2010
3
i believe
Jan 29th 2010
6
Yeah, its interesting. Let's look at this deeper:
Jan 29th 2010
8
      Couple quesitions & comments regarding this
Jan 29th 2010
14
           LOL. Fair enough. I'll address them
Jan 29th 2010
18
Yeah, the Fresh Prince and Madea are men's men.
Jan 29th 2010
10
      Humor, Einstein. Niggas always been funny.
Jan 29th 2010
12
           Oh my God, this is the truest shit ever and it drives me NUTS.
Jan 29th 2010
16
           LOL. If this isn't a case of the pot calling the kettle "pussy"
Jan 29th 2010
19
           I call HETERPHOBIA!!! <--O_E shall RAIL AGAINST IT!!!
Jan 29th 2010
21
                I'm with you on that.
Jan 29th 2010
24
                     I'm not often one to pull the "you're mad" card, but... you are.
Jan 29th 2010
30
                          Just look at the wild shit he said in #29. Yikes.
Jan 29th 2010
32
                          How is it predominantly factual?
Jan 29th 2010
36
                          more pussified than Europe though?
Jan 30th 2010
43
           I don't really think this is true
Jan 30th 2010
44
           And that's beside the point.
Jan 29th 2010
17
               
                     Please name these black tough guy leading men
Jan 29th 2010
23
                          LOL - You miss the boat every time.
Jan 29th 2010
26
                               So you can't name any.
Jan 29th 2010
29
                                    *RECORD SCRATCH*
Jan 29th 2010
31
                                         Fitting since you repeat the same nonsense over and over.
Jan 29th 2010
33
Russell Crowe always looks like he just finished a $200 lunch
Jan 29th 2010
4
I like both dudes, but Master and Commander is indeed the shit
Jan 29th 2010
5
yo, you need to update your Aussie material STAT
Jan 29th 2010
7
Fair enough, and I concede that point.
Jan 29th 2010
9
      I mean, Depp sipping vino blanc in France
Jan 29th 2010
11
           I'll co-sign part of this:
Jan 29th 2010
13
                He's about to punch cats in the face with 'Robin Hood'
Jan 29th 2010
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                Bud White is his best role by a landslide imo. He owned that flick.
Jan 29th 2010
28
post-jack: does Meg Ryan help or hurt Crowe's virulent heteroism?
Jan 29th 2010
22
Eh, he jacked her from another dude. That's pretty hetero
Jan 29th 2010
25
^^^^Stole my answer.
Jan 29th 2010
27
Was it before she became Meg plastic surgeRyan?
Jan 29th 2010
35
this is FIYA....there is RAMPANT hetero-phobia in PTP
Jan 29th 2010
34
Don't you rep Efron and Shia?
Jan 29th 2010
37
He also defends Nic Cage, which is a PERFECT example
Jan 29th 2010
38
      Nope. Fartsy's loved his Y Chromosome in Kiss of Death
Jan 29th 2010
40
           Nah. Its Heterophobia. Cry.
Jan 29th 2010
41
well, there is post hyping Hot Tub Time Machine cuz of boobs
Jan 29th 2010
39
That should go w/o saying.
Jan 29th 2010
42
Just by skimming this post, this is a pretty horrible agenda
Feb 01st 2010
45
Skipping the bait, I'll say I want 10 more Master & Commander movies
Feb 02nd 2010
46
Pirates was fun and did 'bers. You Mad
Feb 02nd 2010
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