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44. "This is precisely why I use the term "Latte" so much."
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Sat Mar-01-08 09:49 PM by Orbit_Established

  

          

>If my movie preview says, "Read up on So-and-So's Theory of
>Such-and-Such before watching!", I'm gonna say, "Fuck that.
>I'd rather watch Transformers. There's no homework assignment
>for Transformers."

Because sadly, some movies are made to sell coffee, and not
to be watched and enjoyed.

And some movie "types" spend more time drinking
Latte than eating popcorn(I don't mean this literally,
of course).

Some movies aren't meant to be watched, they are meant to
be discussed, which is bullshit because if the movie
is really good, than it will be both watched and discussed.

Trying to outsmart an audience is the lamest shit in the
world. Make a motherfucking movie that your audience can
watch and enjoy. If its good, we'll talk about it forever.

For example, 'Goodfellas', in my personal top 10 ever,
is a joy to watch, and can be talked about forever.

Hell, same with the original 'Star Wars'.

Both are smarter movies than 'Eyes Wide Shut'. Way smarter.
Waaay smarter. And neither needed all sorts of bullshit
hidden-agenda shit to make it good. Surely, both films CAN
BE DISSECTED after the fact. But they don't NEED TO BE
in order to be watched and enjoyed.

I think the place even me and you part ways on this issue is
in my feelings for Tarantino, who imo, is the one MOST guilty
of this bullshit, which is why I think his entire career is
a farce. I think 'Pulp Fiction' didn't make a grain of sense,
not until you have 300 conversations about the briefcase.

But that's neither here nor there.

We agree on this one, and on the central point, so
its all good.


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Eyes Wide Shut [1999] [View all] , Wordup, Fri Feb-29-08 06:20 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
One of the worst films ever made. Don't fight it.
Feb 29th 2008
1
Said it all...
Feb 29th 2008
2
It got a strong reaction out of you though
Feb 29th 2008
3
      Not true. My mind holds onto stuff like that.
Feb 29th 2008
4
           lol
Feb 29th 2008
6
           But I have good dreams about Rosario Dawson's titties tho.
Feb 29th 2008
10
                ^^^^^^ Real talk right there.
Mar 04th 2008
59
That shit was shit...just TERRIBLE
Feb 29th 2008
5
The only thing worse than the movie...
Feb 29th 2008
7
It was ok... not terrible not good either
Feb 29th 2008
8
people say this man (Stanley) got killed for doing this movie...
Feb 29th 2008
9
Fucked up way to go.
Feb 29th 2008
13
      if the legend WAS true, he did succeed...
Feb 29th 2008
16
What the fuck was this movie really about though????
Feb 29th 2008
11
Dog, I've made people cry debating this film.
Feb 29th 2008
12
I think the little piano theme creeps people out
Feb 29th 2008
14
      lol @ this...
Mar 02nd 2008
45
Its pretty straight forward
Feb 29th 2008
15
its about a souped up vision of infiltration into a
Feb 29th 2008
17
      Yeah the Illuminati angle is interesting
Feb 29th 2008
21
I thought we alread had this post on why Kubrick made this...but..
Feb 29th 2008
18
Doesn't matter. The movie sucks.
Feb 29th 2008
19
why dont you write kubrick a letter?
Feb 29th 2008
20
Wow, What Amazing Heights In Bullshit That Writer Manages To Reach
Feb 29th 2008
22
Niggas are voting 'I like it' to personally antagonize me
Feb 29th 2008
23
rojo
Feb 29th 2008
24
RE: Eyes Wide Shut [1999]
Feb 29th 2008
25
Alright, I'll say it, it's a great movie.
Feb 29th 2008
26
RE: Alright, I'll say it, it's a great movie.
Feb 29th 2008
27
Well said.
Feb 29th 2008
28
LOL @ O_E having cats defensive and scared
Feb 29th 2008
29
      The best offense is a good defense, innit?
Feb 29th 2008
30
           Um. No.
Feb 29th 2008
31
                RE: Um. No.
Feb 29th 2008
32
                     Tsk, Tsk -- i hate seeing two of my favorite posters go at it like this.
Mar 04th 2008
57
*sits in post solely to watch O_E rip people up*
Mar 01st 2008
33
that's pretty limiting, isn't it?
Mar 01st 2008
34
The story doesn't have to be conventional or linear.
Mar 01st 2008
36
      You just described half of the "great" films of this year
Mar 01st 2008
38
           I wasn't emotionally removed from ANY of those characters.
Mar 01st 2008
39
I also thought that Aceyalone's Book Of Human Language
Mar 01st 2008
35
RE: Garbage
Mar 01st 2008
37
It's brilliant because of the message, not the director and not the stor...
Mar 01st 2008
40
General rule: If you HAVE to study to like it, it's not a good film.
Mar 01st 2008
41
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mar 01st 2008
42
I mean, I don't go to the movies to get homework assignments.
Mar 01st 2008
43
     
hmmm
Mar 03rd 2008
47
      Occult symbolism
Mar 03rd 2008
48
           interesting stuff
Mar 03rd 2008
49
           Dude, 'Eyes Wide Shut' was about the compromise of 1877
Mar 03rd 2008
50
                that's the most hilarious joke I've ever read
Mar 03rd 2008
51
                     ^^^PROFOUND
Mar 03rd 2008
54
           RE: Occult symbolism
Mar 03rd 2008
52
                see now
Mar 03rd 2008
53
dug it
Mar 03rd 2008
46
The climax sucked
Mar 04th 2008
55
Or it could be that the whole movie sucked.
Mar 04th 2008
56
Why did I always feel that I was seeing everything except the actual sto...
Mar 04th 2008
58
So that settles it...
Mar 04th 2008
60

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