Justin Kirk nine inch nails' "Closer To God" REASON: Kirk stars in ANIMAL PRACTICE, where he plays an animal doctor. Instead of the *fuck* part, replace it with "cut" since he is a surgeon who wants to feel animals from the inside, otherwise he wouldn't have a job as a doctor.
BONUS: Instead of "fuck" or "cut", censor the word as if it was MTV or something, and replace it with sounds of a porpoise, elephant, or dog, so it becomes "I want to *porpoise sound* like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to *meow* like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to God"
OR... if Kirk wants to bust out his falsetto and turn the song into the Gary Numan-meets-Earth, Wind & Fire vibe I've always heard, focus on:
"Help me... You tear down my reason Help me... It's your sex I can smell Help me... You make me perfect Help me think I'm somebody else I wanna *bark* you like an animal"