>Lol, just pick any lyric on that song, all of it's
>indefensible. For those of you who haven't heard the song
>before, here is a youtube link, and a link and swipe of the
>lyrics for you to read along to while listening. Some
>corrections had to be made to the lyrics:
>
>
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOU-0-GntCE&feature=related
>
>
>http://lyrics.astraweb.com/display/300/kool_g_rap..hey_mister_mister_vls..hey_mister_mister.html
>
>
>Artist: Kool G. Rap
>Album: Hey Mister Mister Vls
>Title: Hey Mister Mister
>
>
>Last week I beat my bitch up in the street for lyin to me
>She thought she caught a cutie but didn't know the nigga knew
>me
>
>He said he had but one or two affairs with the booga bear
>All a nigga could do was try to act like he don't fuckin care
>
>I was about to drop the hammer on this nigga
>Till grip pulled out his wallet and he had my bitch's
>pictures
>
>That undercover lover bullshit was now discovered
>Can't wait to see this bitch 'cause I'mma beat her ass in
>public
>
>I went to her sister's house, drove by her momma's
>I even stepped to poppa duke's house to bring the drama
>
>Lookin up the block, yeah hold up, yeah there goes that bitch
>From a mile away yo I could tell my bitch's switch
>
>So I ran up on her, hey wassup bitch I got a question
>If you lie the Smith & Wesson's gonna teach ya ass a lesson
>
>You ever fucked around on me before? "Hell no!" *smack*
>"Yo what you hit me with that gun for?"
>
>Bitch why you lyin, bitch you've been cheatin
>Now I gotsa to give your motherfuckin ass a beatin
>
>I punched her in the ribcage and kicked her in the stomach
>Take off all my motherfuckin jewelry, bitch run it
>
>I stomped her and I kicked her and I punched her in the face
>Some people crowded around but nobody got out of place
>
>Don't want heroics, "Hey buddy" - aiyyo money don't get in
>this
>"Hey miss you alright?" - motherfucker mind your business!
>
>I'm bashin her with the nine, inches away from pullin the
>trigger
>But a nigga got to hit her till I see her face get bigger
>
>I'm sick of all the bullshit, tired of all the nonsense
>So I pistol whipped the bitch until her ass fell out of
>conscious
>
>Now she's all bloodied up, layin in that red shit
>Bitch press charges, I guarantee you she's a dead bitch
>
>The first time you play me is your last
>So yo don't interrupt me when I'm whoopin on my bitch ass
>
>
>
>
>"Hey mister mister, what the fuck you doin?"
>"Hey mister mister" - keep walking past!
>"Hey mister mister, what the fuck you doin?"
>Don't interrupt me when I'm whoopin on my bitch ass!
>
>
>
>
>I'm baggin up mad shit, puttin it on the street
>I never snorted but I find myself shorted every weekend
>
>Shit is disappearin and I'm lookin for the logic
>Of why my shit gets lower every time I count the profit
>
>It never fails again, these bitches drawers they go back up
>One hundred here, two hundred here, but all that shit adds up
>
>So I'm layin for the traitor
>So I can put foot in they ass 'cause I'm a motherfucking bitch
>hater!
>
>So I'm peepin out the spot for a week
>If I catch one of these bitches stashin bread she'll be dead
>meat
>
>I took one to the bath and tried to knock it
>Feelin on her ass, hey yo bitch what's this in your pocket?
>
>Aha finally caught your ass!
>The bitch had my cash, I rolled up inside a stash
>
>She started coppin a plea but I ain't really tryin to hear
>her
>I snatched her by her hand, bashed her face up in the mirror
>
>I threw her right on the ground and then her skirt revealed
>her panties
>Now a nigga's ready to shove his dick up in her fanny
>
>I hit the bitch like one more time and then I just said fuck
>it
>Pulled my zipper down, whipped out my dick and made her suck
>it
>
>I'm rammin my dick inside of her mouth and tryin to make her
>choke
>Then I grabbed the back of her head and shot come down her
>throat
>
>I beat her and I dissed the bitch for tryin to steal my cash
>So yo don't interrupt me when I'm whoopin on my bitch ass
>
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>
>
>Since 1976
>
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I'm going out for some mothaf*ckin Toasted Oats...you're trippin.