I got roped into one in Jamaica when they offered us a free couples spa service.

I was mad af at first because they scheduled it early as hell on our first morning there. It was like the King of Queens episode. I didnt wake up early. Walking to the beach and dude pops up out of a door on the other side of the resort on some “Greetings”

They tried to tell me it was too early for drinking when I asked for a drank. Nigga I’m on vacation.

They kept pressing me to eat breakfast but I wasnt hungry. The. I realized its where the worker gets to eat for free. So he did.

I said no to everything.

my frustration is why do they push you to sign up before you get to experience the vacation? If they got me on the last day I prolly think long and hard because I had a great time.

but aint shit free or cheap. If its too good to be true, there is a sales pitch involved.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*