34. "My boss referred to favorable COVID tests results as..." In response to In response to 0
... "positive"
As in, they want us to be tested three times before returning to work live, and the way this was phrased was:
"As soon as we've got three positive tests, we're good to go"
Legitimately laughed out loud. Still kind of smiling thinking of that big, dumb doofus trying to explain this to us.
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