>God Tier -
>
>1) Chicken Wings - A king among kings. (of course with bones)

This is no appetizer, maybe like nachos it used to be but come on, there are whole wing places. Disqualified!

>2) Quesadillas

Sure. So common and easy though.

>3) Fried Raviolis - This was a toss up btw fried raviolis and
>mozzarella sticks, but in my opinion raviolis win because the
>outer coating tends to be crispier and they are not as common
>as mozzarella sticks.

You're trolling now.

>
>Average Tier -
>
>1) Chips and Dip - Good but so easy to fuck up. Chips have to
>be fresh and hot. Dips have to have the perfect consistency
>and not be too salty. Often the ratio of chips to dip is off,
>resulting in wasted food. A good fallback with a crowd.

Um, you pay for chips and dips? They put these on the table before you even make it there. I will say Taco Cabanas queso is worth paying for. More so as a dip for flautas.

>2) Nachos - At this point don't even call them appetizer, most
>places sell them entree sized. In my case often requires quite
>a bit of modification since I'm (a little bit) picky. Wings
>are worth the effort, but sometimes you don't want to eat with
>your hands, and nachos are not usually worth dirtied hands.

You sharing nachos as an appetizer during COVID?

>3) Anything shrimp themed - Too often the shrimp is farmed and
>tasteless. Tend to have a stupidly high amount of
>bread/coating with a poor ratio of shrimp. Also not worth the
>possibility of not being cleaned right; nobody is trying to
>eat the digestive track of these shits.

One good answer. You know the best kind? The shrimped stuffed bacon wrapped JALAPEÑO POPPERS!

>Garbage Tier -
>
>1) Fried Pickles - Fucking gross.
>2) Boneless Wings - You might as well eat dog food if you
>eating this shit.
>3) Calamari particularly calamari rings - This might be
>psychosomatic, but all I can think of is the rumor that
>calamari is pig rectum and I just can't do it. Once you get
>into nicer places you tend to get whole calamari, but at this
>point I never order calamari rings.

At least we can agree on this. Weren't you the one that was going to make a peanut butter and pickle sandwich? How did that go?

>
>(Jalapeno poppers would fall somewhere btw average tier and
>garbage tier by the way. Worth tasting one if somebody else
>orders it, but not worth getting an entire order's worth)

Wrong.