i can run emulators to play games from any nintendo console except 3ds and switch. i can also pretty much *get* any game i want. you can also mod games like mario kart.

if you didn't need portability this was actually going to be my suggestion. to pick up a used wiiu and *ack it.

i didn't know an exploit was found for switch but i would assume the same can be done on a *acked switch.

the key to happiness is not being rich;
it's doing something arduous and
creating something of value and then
being able to reflect on the fruits of your labor