Was he already on the phone and said “dude, I think she is stealing” and his friend jumped into action?

Like... how the fuck do you call Earl up to request his assistance with a lady who “might” be shoplifting?

I mean... if someone was robbing my house I’m not calling my friend so why call him over some Walgreens products?

Always amazes me when employees act like it’s their personal stash.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*