you couldn't get him on the floor?! did you low-key WANNA get caught?
The Post-Gazette article reads that the neighbor “heard grunting, creaking furniture, a dog whimpering and several exclamations from Mr. DeVoren that led the neighbor to believe Mr. DeVoren was having sex with his dog.” After securing a warrant, cops found evidence inside DeVoren’s apartment of animal abuse as well as crack cocaine and drug paraphernalia. CBS Pittsburgh reports that Snoopy is in the care of a local vet while DeVoren is set for his first court date on March 1.