the twin is a Marine.

this dude is a personal trainer.

the twin is straight.

they both like to party. like, a lot.

so this one time the twin was visiting...they'd been out to some roller derby event. and came in the bar in roller skates wearing short shorts. the straight marine twin looked like roller girl from boogie nights. he came in sucking on a lollipop too.

high as balls too.

word?

i told the gay twin he should know better than to have his brother in a wolf den looking like raw meat.

the straight twin said 'it was my idea'.

word?

so we had shots.

and then yes, i made out w/both of them.

at first separately.

then together.

word.

but damn. the straight twin couldn't hold his booze.

but he could deep throat.

anyway...we're getting a cab. all 3.

and the marine puked.

game over.

i let them go.

i still sigh heavily over that shit.

fuck you.