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bwood
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Mon Jun-19-17 08:22 PM

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"Michael Bay been doing the same shit b."


          

I just walked out the new Transformers bullshit.

Cotdamn man this shit is just a hodge podge of the previous four joints. I collected a paycheck and that shit still wasn't enough.

I had to vape beforehand b. With another two and half hours of this franchise I had too. Eventually this shit just became this:https://youtu.be/7pdWAcK6Eh8

Oh if you thought that King Arthur​ movie that just came out was bad? Wait till you see this shit.

This shit was shot in IMAX 3D and even that shit gave me a fucking headache. There's close-up of the female lead and close up of Marky Mark. Shit would cut back and forth on IMAX aspect ratio so much it gave me a headache. You know how Nolan uses that shit for whole sequences​? Yeah this nigga Bay uses that shit for what the fuck ever. And with this shit on a real IMAX, it was OD noticable.

And they set-up for something that had exactly five motherfuckers cheering. As a matter of fact the amount of time they spend on setting up Bumblebee's solo film is laughable.

So yeah, this is another set-up movie for whatever bullshit happens next with another generic "yeah bro" roack song over the credits.

I saw three movies today and this wasn't even the worse one somehow.

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America from 9:00 on: https://youtu.be/GUwLCQU10KQ

  

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Michael Bay been doing the same shit b. [View all] , bwood, Mon Jun-19-17 08:22 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
I'm still down for it lol
Jun 19th 2017
1
^^^ This comment Made me Laugh ROTFL
Jun 19th 2017
3
he gon keep making 'em if they pay him
Jun 19th 2017
2
Why won't they get another director. It's always the same
Jun 19th 2017
4
money keeps coming in
Jun 19th 2017
5
because the streets keep going to see it
Jun 19th 2017
6
aint you there opening night for all the Transformer movies?
Jun 19th 2017
7
      I think I only saw 3 and 4 in theaters at all
Jun 20th 2017
9
           That is way too much
Jun 20th 2017
12
                hell no. those were great movies to see in the theater
Jun 20th 2017
26
                     you are part of the problem
Jun 20th 2017
                     you are part of the problem
Jun 20th 2017
32
                          no, I just like dope movies
Jun 20th 2017
33
man, I hope this is a fail, for Bay, and for #Poopamount.
Jun 19th 2017
8
as the local Bayistan respresentative
Jun 20th 2017
10
      He might be temporarily saved by their planned "shared universe"
Jun 20th 2017
11
      Yep, I came here just to talk about 3.
Jun 20th 2017
17
           love him or hate him, he did everything he came to do in that joint
Jun 20th 2017
23
I finally aged out of these movies
Jun 20th 2017
13
I think I saw 1 and 2 and tapped out. Not the Transformers of my childho...
Jun 20th 2017
14
it's not even cool watching them transform
Jun 20th 2017
15
They are all horrible movies
Jun 20th 2017
16
which is bullshit because the fighting scenes in 3 were lovely
Jun 20th 2017
24
      What about them first two? You ain't gotta lie Craig! (c)
Jun 20th 2017
28
           1 was just ok, 2 was wild out of control w/ the cutting.
Jun 20th 2017
30
So who is doing big action movies right?
Jun 20th 2017
18
whoever is directing these John Wick joints
Jun 20th 2017
29
      yassssssss
Jun 21st 2017
43
dude....u made me laugh with the way u described your experience
Jun 20th 2017
19
I decided after that last one where Mark Wahlberg found...
Jun 20th 2017
20
I just can't stand the LOOK of the Transformers now.
Jun 20th 2017
21
ain't really liked anything of his since the rock
Jun 20th 2017
22
never expect Shakeseare In Love from him
Jun 20th 2017
25
So it's exactly what everyone expects it to be?
Jun 20th 2017
27
Should have toss a Tupac Hologram in it... LOL
Jun 20th 2017
31
#ACTUALLY
Jun 20th 2017
34
what I liked about this video is that it showed why
Jun 20th 2017
35
^essential viewing for bay critics.
Jun 21st 2017
38
i think this is less about why he's good
Jun 21st 2017
39
      from the discussion around him
Jun 21st 2017
41
Good lord, this movie was horrible
Jun 21st 2017
36
lmao
Jun 21st 2017
37
I use to not dislike this MB but now. I can deal.
Jun 21st 2017
40
My reaction to people who keep paying to see them
Jun 21st 2017
42
U get paid to see 'em.
Jun 22nd 2017
44
lmao at throwing the Kendrick album in with this
Jun 22nd 2017
45
I just want Bad Boys 3.....
Jun 22nd 2017
46

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