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Author |
Message Date |
ID |
don't count another man's money |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 1
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Fuck that. What if you have a cheap ( or shady) friend? |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 42
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Never Lie on your dick - |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 2
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Don't argue with women in public. |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 3
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Make "no homo" a regular part of your language |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 4
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I think that got tossed into the declasse homophobia bin 3 sessions ago. |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 8
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It was sarcasm |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 14
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thou shalt always be honest.. |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 5
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thou shall never pillow talk |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 6
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LOL, I'm trippin off this and #5 |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 13
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Drake and French Montana, Instagram. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 46
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Ghostface... |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 132
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The Personal Space subsection: |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 7
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if you and your guy need a seat between you at the movies |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 12
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Never shit on ya boy in front of females |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 9
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raise your children |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 10
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lol |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 11
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Real talk. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 26
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Ed O.G. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 30
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*sax riffs* |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 44
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Lolol |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 89
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Don't ask your boy incriminating questions while recording him |
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Mar 22nd 2017 | 15
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no recording devices allowed during Guy events, period. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 16
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This should be high up on the list. Recording = SERIOUS VIOLATION |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 17
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If you're the Wingman you automaitcally get the ugly chick |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 18
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You shall always take the blame for your boy not coming home |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 19
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as long as I don't have to lie, I'll do my best. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 43
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I need to be notified in advance. Don't have your girl call me... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 50
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More importantly, don't put your boys in your biz like this... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 51
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^^^ TRUTH ^^^ |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 65
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We need some warning first man. True story: |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 90
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lol |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 91
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Yep, the warning is crucial... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 93
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that's a BIG hit to take, though. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 103
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Never talk bad about your lady in public |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 20
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Yep. To shady dudes, that's an invite to holla. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 81
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You shall never ask for another mans fries |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 21
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"You ain't my bitch, nigga" |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 49
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ROTFL |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 54
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Fuck that. I tax my little brother and nephew's fries all the time. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 64
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That's different. Fam don't count |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 67
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Fair enough. They need to know who's boss. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 83
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Under NO circumstance, should you speak while relieving... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 22
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Under NO circumstance should a man grab the check and start... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 23
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Man Law: Bring Cash |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 24
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That works just as well. Still no itemizing! |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 25
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Are separate checks not a standard thing now? |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 35
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Not in my circle. I've not seen it in my parent's circle either... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 47
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I'm talking about the waiter doing it automatically |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 53
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Gotcha. There are tons of places that won't split the check... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 58
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$200 tip on a $500 check? |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 127
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That's an unreasonable mandate.... plus it's usually unecessary |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 57
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You ain't get the other mandate? No new friends! LOL |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 59
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in my crew one person takes care of the check ifor the meal |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 75
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Simple and efficient... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 77
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Lady's Choice |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 27
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say word. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 37
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mandate |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 61
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Once a friend gets married, approach him like an ursine mammal |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 28
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^^^^^^^^ |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 76
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Sad, but true. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 78
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thou shalt always be forthcoming and never hide your hands |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 29
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thou shall not talk of reality television |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 31
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I dig Fixer Upper and Million Dollar Listing NY... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 32
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Hear, hear |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 36
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EVER. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 39
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wrong place n/m |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 40
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Wear condoms |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 33
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never hate on the next man to (get with) a woman |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 34
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This, I don't call people names but this is a bitch move |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 48
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^^^ |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 60
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Yep! |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 73
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We usedta all it dirty dickin' or dirty mackin'... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 74
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BNhjU0rgWsw/ |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 38
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 41
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When driving in a group, everybody chips in for parking. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 45
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When driving, he shouldn't be paying for gas either. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 52
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Good rule, but as a driver, I never ask. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 63
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RE: As a driver, you shouldn't have to ask. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 66
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your crew is hardcore, LOL |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 62
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Don't let your boy drink and drive |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 55
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Never go sit in another man's seat in his house!! NEVER! |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 68
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Nor touch his remote without his permission... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 69
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^^^These two replies are straight up Gospel. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 70
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you ever get *The Stare* when you're in your mans chair? |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 71
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The Only Response is, "My Bad Dog." |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 117
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Yep. And then go grab two cold ones. Peace offering. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 120
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Never ever-ever-ever-ever wear another dudes clothes. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 72
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My daddy taught me that when I was a lil boy... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 79
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I was at a house party once where everybody was drunk, including me. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 80
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Bruh...ESPECIALLY a hat. Are you kidding me?!?!? |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 82
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someone would have to die about my hats! |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 86
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lmao @ this story. Especially with it taking 2hrs for dude to get his sh... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 92
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It was very sitcommy. Real black-ish kind of scene. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 95
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Yep. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 100
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naw, me and my dudes use to do this all the time. |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 85
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me and my little brother came to blows over this. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 101
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Naw...I was in NY last winter and was totally unprepared for the cold... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 88
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Nothing to be ashamed of. I just couldn't do it. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 99
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bruh...lol |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 106
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Don't be messy with your dirt. Examples: |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 84
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If your boy's away for more than 2 weeks... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 87
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You mean like locked-up? |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 94
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Lol. Naw. A few of my boys travel for work occasionally... |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 96
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Honestly, I don't know how I'd feel about that. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 102
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...knocking on her door Thurs. night talking about "are you happy?" |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 104
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Dropping you off at the airport, then swinging by your crib. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 110
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lol..it's the norm in my circle...come to think of it... |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 107
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WORD! When I was in the USAF, bammas asked if they... |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 108
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YOU see it. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 111
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Bruh, I got hip to the game early on in life. Still life by those... |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 114
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or out the state on biz |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 97
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I almost said Gone 'Til November |
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Mar 23rd 2017 | 98
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Never enter a Man's home when he is not there. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 105
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I live by this rule. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 112
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My Mom Taught me this. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 118
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I'm a sittin outside ass nxgga. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 136
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yall are funny |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 109
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you might wanna start writing some of this shit down. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 113
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haha, i'm good fam. a lot of it is pure bullshit too. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 115
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Mostly posturing. That's what us guys do, ain't it? |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 119
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haha it's true, we do. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 122
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LOL |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 125
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Is there ever an occassion to pull a Mr. Biggs? |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 116
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A resounding "NO" to everything. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 121
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man HELL no, she can sit her ass down or go alone |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 123
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FUCK and NO |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 128
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this post confirms my belief |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 124
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pretty much |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 126
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I think guys tend to roll with like-minded guys. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 129
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Pretty much! |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 130
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if YOU ain't shit? Your boys ain't shit either. Everybody's good. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 131
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that sounds good in theory. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 133
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Yup. I've seen dudes be like "My friends all try to fuck each others' GF... |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 134
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LMAO!!! |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 135
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Some of these rules lead me to believe yalls friends ain't shit. |
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Mar 24th 2017 | 137
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