So at this lunch spot first time I got this one woman at checkout I had a hundred dollar bill. She's like do you have anything smaller or can you pay with a card. I'm like nope (I pay cash for everything). So she checks the shit out of that joint with a pen before taking it. I'm like whatever. But then I notice that everytime I go up in there, she do the same damn thing. even for twenty dollar bills. And not just like a cursory check. She be rubbing that shit like a fucking lotto ticket. And she always be giving me this stank look. Yeasterday I noticed she ain't even like hand me my bag just left it there staring at it.

I like this spot, and ain't the type to go to manager and shit, but I want to say something slick to her ass the next time, or will that just end with me getting saliva in my meal from then on?

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"I ain't no entertainer, and ain't trying to be one. I am 1 thing, a musician." � Miles

"When the music stops he falls back in the abyss."