"That guy in the office that everybody hates Pt. 2..."
I fucking hate brainstorms.
Like, with the heat and passion of a thousand suns. Brainstorms are the worst things ever.
Slavery Holocaust The Cape on NBC Brainstorms
It's like you get everyone who isn't really qualified on a subject to give their tangentially relevant thoughts on that subject hoping that the sheer volume of thoughts will generate an actual idea.
So when we had a brainstorm this morning to think of names for some shit and I saw ol' fuckboy from yesterday in the room, I knew it was gonna be extra bad. And he did not fail to annoy us all.
First, this motherfucker was like, "Ooooh, what if we call it 'Break It Fast' right?!?!?" and then started to rap the name Break It Fast to Mystikal's "Shake Ya Ass."
No one laughed.
Then, he started singing the Mary J. Blige "crispy chicken, fresh lettuce..." song (unprompted) and tried to get the whole room in on it. My boss was like, "I understand your enthusiasm, but can we get back to the task at hand?"
Finally, just to make sure everyone in the room who didn't already want to kickslap that white nigga got into the kickslappin' mood, he asked the same fucking question the same fucking way four fucking times... then he did the robot at the table to tell us all to loosen up.
He might be the worst person in the history of people.
And he had the nerve to ask people if we were all going to lunch somewhere.
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