Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping the word "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as "The Redskins.”
It was reported that he finds the word 'Washington' imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of the sport.

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