One of my supervisors just gave me an early birthday card since she’ll be out all next month.

Now that’s thoughtful. I loathes cards of all kinds BUT this card was actually quality and she took the time to write something personal. She actually hit the two basic notes I need to appreciate a card and that was enough. Then she included a gift card. Dope! $10 to boot.

Seems thoughtful. Caring. Dare I say, a light touch of affection.

The conflict?

The card is to Chipotle.
Now, I like Chipotle.
But all I can think of is norovirus. AKA, Chorro Virus.

Now I’m worried she hates me and this is a sly way to get me before she leaves.

I dunno. I can’t call this one.