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Kwesi
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7370 posts 		Mon Mar-21-16 09:50 AM

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"Poll question: do you pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise?"


          

maybe only at night?

would you consider that being overly considerate?

considering you can't quiet the toilet flushing?

Poll result (22 votes)
i've peed on the side of the toilet. i wanted to make less noise. (20 votes)Vote
i used to sometimes pee on the side of the toilet, but not anymore. (0 votes)Vote
i've not ever peed on the side of the toilet. for any reason. (2 votes)Vote

  

  
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do you pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise? [View all] , Kwesi, Mon Mar-21-16 09:50 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
the flush is louder which negates any noise saving.
Mar 21st 2016
1
Only if I'm on the phone
Mar 21st 2016
2
this my favorite answer.
Mar 21st 2016
60
That was in The Last Emperor
Mar 21st 2016
3
yes
Mar 21st 2016
4
If someone's sleeping I do
Mar 21st 2016
5
nah but i aim my dookie if i'm not home
Mar 21st 2016
6
bro, what the fuck.
Mar 21st 2016
7
people gotta clean that shit.
Mar 21st 2016
8
if its soft enough to stain its soft enough to be washed away when flush...
Mar 21st 2016
14
evidently we not considering the greater good. Asslow's hierarchy
Mar 22nd 2016
70
add a wad of toilet paper to the bowl to prevent the splash
Mar 21st 2016
10
i do that in public but not in people's crib unless i'm flushing multipl...
Mar 21st 2016
12
      bruh, the fact you got this all figured out is hilarious
Mar 21st 2016
33
           right? and i have so many questions now
Mar 21st 2016
35
           i'm super regular...i go about 4x a day
Mar 21st 2016
37
           hol up...padding the water in a public toilet is basic stuff
Mar 22nd 2016
73
huh? how?
Mar 21st 2016
11
just rock ya body as its coming out and fling it against the bowl
Mar 21st 2016
15
      jesus christ
Mar 21st 2016
16
      logs out (literally)
Mar 21st 2016
22
      liar
Mar 21st 2016
38
           you missed it. logs out - shit coming out.
Mar 21st 2016
40
                i did and didnt
Mar 21st 2016
41
      take me! lmao
Mar 21st 2016
46
      lofl. exactly. what the fuck did i just read
Mar 21st 2016
65
      You just video gamed your shit...
Mar 21st 2016
18
      O_o
Mar 21st 2016
19
      Ol Kegels booty ass nigga
Mar 21st 2016
20
      lol
Mar 21st 2016
21
      Wait so you do all this
Mar 21st 2016
23
      Nigga tarzaning his doo doo
Mar 21st 2016
25
      lmao.. this type of info
Mar 21st 2016
24
      now you see why i used to post "some ya'll niggas is weird"
Mar 21st 2016
39
      bruh- practice? lol
Mar 21st 2016
31
      can't even imagine the disappointment when it misses
Mar 21st 2016
32
           try to imagine the training montage
Mar 21st 2016
36
                dude is booty plopping to Rhianna
Mar 21st 2016
51
                Lmao
Mar 22nd 2016
68
                lmao. eatin all kindsa meat while training for the super bowl.
Mar 22nd 2016
71
      y'all mf's got people coming to my cubicle to see if I'm ok, lmao
Mar 21st 2016
48
      whet lol
Mar 21st 2016
57
Nah I just put the toilet seat papers all in the water.
Mar 21st 2016
27
Lmfao fam
Mar 21st 2016
61
CRINE
Mar 22nd 2016
72
no, but i pee on the side of urinals to prevent splash back
Mar 21st 2016
9
i thought that was a given. People are out here peeing straight into uri...
Mar 21st 2016
17
thanks okp. now i don't feel so weird.
Mar 21st 2016
13
peeing on the side of the toilet creates that splatter action though
Mar 21st 2016
26
Agreed.
Mar 21st 2016
28
      You pee sitting down?
Mar 21st 2016
29
      2 Birds with one rock action
Mar 21st 2016
56
           looking like ray charles singing on the crapper
Mar 21st 2016
58
                or Stevie Wonder sitting sideways.
Mar 21st 2016
59
      jesus come back!!!
Mar 21st 2016
34
      lmao
Mar 21st 2016
45
      LMAO man are you in jail?
Mar 21st 2016
47
           I work night shifts.
Mar 21st 2016
52
           he is a white canadian with a Black SO = yes
Mar 21st 2016
53
Hell nah, I aim to make the most noise
Mar 21st 2016
30
niggas really do believe anything they read on the internet smh.
Mar 21st 2016
42
newman!
Mar 21st 2016
43
piss to the side = less splashing
Mar 21st 2016
44
are we talking urinal or toilet?
Mar 21st 2016
49
i was def talking about toliet
Mar 21st 2016
50
well this was fun
Mar 21st 2016
54
okps stay talkin shit...
Mar 21st 2016
55
AYO, KEISHA!!!!! Do that thang...
Mar 21st 2016
62
Lol I see what you did
Mar 22nd 2016
69
https://media2.giphy.com/media/r3nVdvaeoWvPW/200_s.gif
Mar 21st 2016
63
dude
Mar 21st 2016
64
youre all some weirdos...smh
Mar 22nd 2016
66
just when you think OKP has covered all possibilities of
Mar 22nd 2016
67
      basically...
Mar 22nd 2016
75
A+ post would read again
Mar 22nd 2016
74
this is the type of premium content that keeps me coming back
Mar 22nd 2016
76
they got a gadget for that:
Mar 22nd 2016
77

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