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SoWhat
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"Poll question: Greatest Celebration of Unchecked Whiteness"


  

          

it's good ol' St. Patty's Day Weekend again! the annual holiday weekend where non-white ppl in Chicago, Boston and NYC (maybe Savannah too?) who don't have white friends stay as far the fuck away from the festivities as possible b/c...well, yeah. look, plenty of us just get uncomfortable around large groups of extraordinarily drunk white ppl b/c the shit starts to feel like a Trump rally once the intoxication hits a tipping point. it's only a matter of time b4 someone starts throwing racial slurs and then we either gotta fight or flee and either way the good time has been blown and it's like...why bother w/that risk? it's probably best for all involved if we stay away so the whiteness can flow unchecked w/o worry that we'll have to regulate somehow.

i'm generalizing like hell and not speaking for all non-white ppl who don't have white friends. but...yeah. so anyway, considering all of that - which of the holidays is the greatest celebration of unchecked whiteness? on which of the holidays does the whiteness flow w/greatest temerity?

Poll result (22 votes)
Mardi Gras (0 votes)Vote
St. Patrick's Day (19 votes)Vote
Cinco de Mayo (2 votes)Vote
Independence Day (0 votes)Vote
Columbus Day (0 votes)Vote
Other (1 votes)Vote

  

  

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Greatest Celebration of Unchecked Whiteness [View all] , SoWhat, Fri Mar-11-16 11:53 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
I love this poll.
Mar 11th 2016
1
good post. im gonna vote a southern debutant ball.
Mar 11th 2016
2
savannah has the second largest st paddys celebration.
Mar 11th 2016
3
right. but considering it's in Georgia how 'white' is it?
Mar 11th 2016
7
      It's crazy.
Mar 11th 2016
13
      My Mom stocks up on stuff & won't leave the house all weekend.
Mar 11th 2016
20
           wow. LOL
Mar 11th 2016
28
           So basically it's the closes thing we have to the Purge
Mar 11th 2016
34
                We take the kids to the parade. I mean it's not that bad.
Mar 11th 2016
41
                https://twitter.com/frazierapproves/status/677596084613566464
Mar 14th 2016
82
      Born and raised in Savannah. It ain't THAT white
Mar 12th 2016
50
Spring Break desinations. nascar races.
Mar 11th 2016
4
NASCAR races.
Mar 11th 2016
9
Nascar fans had that whole NNIN thing going on...
Mar 14th 2016
83
Sain't Paddy's. Nothing comes close to the pure scale of whiteness
Mar 11th 2016
5
^^ all of this.
Mar 11th 2016
8
^^^
Mar 12th 2016
65
(White) Bike Week at Myrtle Beach.
Mar 11th 2016
6
St. Paddy's Day must trigger some American Negro instincts
Mar 11th 2016
10
agreed.
Mar 11th 2016
16
I voted Cinco bc it also comes with white people dressing as "mexicans"
Mar 11th 2016
11
i feel you.
Mar 11th 2016
14
What about White Mexicans? Or Mexicans Dressing White?
Mar 12th 2016
51
      What are you even talking about?!
Mar 12th 2016
53
      BWHAHAHAHA
Mar 12th 2016
67
      Mexicans get checked on the daily
Mar 12th 2016
54
#2 -- Opening Day
Mar 11th 2016
12
i don't see that here in Chicago.
Mar 11th 2016
15
Cinco de Mayo because all of the white ppl dressing as Mexicans
Mar 11th 2016
17
Kentucky Derby
Mar 11th 2016
18
this a John Forte ass poll if I ever seen one lol
Mar 11th 2016
19
a JF poll would have more NYC envy.
Mar 11th 2016
22
Just add 'in 90's New York' at the end of the poll question
Mar 11th 2016
24
      LOL
Mar 11th 2016
26
      LOL @ Fortefy that's brilliant
Mar 14th 2016
78
      Don't let me catch you slippin' at the Tunnel
Mar 14th 2016
81
YALL why i just click on IG and Forte at a St. Paddy's day parade
Mar 12th 2016
69
      I was mad as fuck
Mar 14th 2016
80
      LOL. those tweets were solid.
Mar 14th 2016
85
      HA I looked it up and seent it, that was great
Mar 17th 2016
87
I was gonna say Independence Day...
Mar 11th 2016
21
that's alcohol, fireworks, and bbq/hotdogs
Mar 11th 2016
29
that race with the exploding color bombs that stain your clothes
Mar 11th 2016
23
we should embrace and take over Cinco
Mar 11th 2016
25
the first day of the year over 50 degrees
Mar 11th 2016
27
Gym is EMPTY
Mar 11th 2016
31
I don't know, man...that's a good day for EVERYONE
Mar 11th 2016
33
      50 aint warm tho, lol. that first 65 degree day maybe
Mar 11th 2016
47
i'd also like to submit Halloween. granted, it's diff bc we also
Mar 11th 2016
30
you'd have to have lived or visited Chicago, Savannah, Boston or NYC
Mar 11th 2016
35
      Santa Barbara on Halloween is a good example of peak caucasity
Mar 11th 2016
44
      Isla Vista is nuts on Halloween
Mar 12th 2016
63
      Yikes. i guess the equivalent in Philly would be the racist ass Mummers
Mar 11th 2016
46
I won't go anywhere near downtown Savannah all next week
Mar 11th 2016
32
SANTACON
Mar 11th 2016
36
goddamn you. I was going to post the same exact thing.
Mar 11th 2016
37
good one.
Mar 11th 2016
39
Yeah I was thinking about this
Mar 14th 2016
79
My office is almost directly above a bar with an Irish name
Mar 11th 2016
38
total amateur hour.
Mar 11th 2016
42
The fourth of July
Mar 11th 2016
40
halloween, st pattys, nye in that order
Mar 11th 2016
43
St. Pat's came to mind... only because of how widespread it is
Mar 11th 2016
45
Gathering of the Jugaloos
Mar 12th 2016
48
St. Patty, because when folks like Dash critcize Black History Month
Mar 12th 2016
49
The 4th of July! America Gets No Whiter than the 4th!
Mar 12th 2016
52
NHL
Mar 12th 2016
55
Burning Man
Mar 12th 2016
56
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mar 12th 2016
61
nah those are "alt" white who are Hippies and Yuppies
Mar 12th 2016
68
      but "alt" whiteness can still be unchecked.
Mar 12th 2016
70
           true. and can be OD just as annoying
Mar 12th 2016
71
                I actually want to go to witness it though...its the most poignant
Mar 12th 2016
73
The Kentucky Derby.
Mar 12th 2016
57
PBR Professional Bull Riding
Mar 12th 2016
58
What is Patrick the Saint of?
Mar 12th 2016
59
don't know cause
Mar 12th 2016
60
Everyday but if i had to choose one its the INDY500
Mar 12th 2016
62
Shag Week at Myrtle Beach
Mar 12th 2016
64
Gotta Be St. Patrick's Day
Mar 12th 2016
66
St. Patrick's Day.
Mar 12th 2016
72
Trump rally
Mar 12th 2016
74
It got checked yesterday tho
Mar 12th 2016
75
THIS IS REAL AS FUCK IN SAVANNAH:
Mar 13th 2016
76
don't forget Springfield
Mar 14th 2016
77
Trump rallies
Mar 14th 2016
84
http://oi64.tinypic.com/2qmhobl.jpg <--- Sláinte, niggas!
Mar 17th 2016
86
5th of May
May 05th 2016
88
sinco demayo
May 05th 2016
90
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxfield_Races
May 05th 2016
89

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