To the burbs. They don't want me to live on a golf course. They don't want me to have a wine cellar.

But seriously, my daughter just got into Pitt's lab school, which is great and one of the cheapest private schools in the area, by a long shot. That said, if I put tuition towards a bigger mortgage, I could get an additional 350k worth of home. In metro Pittsburgh, that's a big fucking deal. I might have to move to the burbs.