"last night my dad won the 50/50 at a minor league hockey game"
I had 2 extra tickets so I invited my dad and brother. They do a 50/50 raffle so all 3 of us bought tickets. 3rd period rolls around and they announce the winning ticket, 275409. I look at my first ticket and see 275412. I yell oh shit I think I won! I look at the other tickets and they are going up 275413,14,15,16. NOOOOOOOOOO! I ask my brother and dad if they had it. My dad couldnt even read his tickets because of old man vision. I look at his tickets and 275409. Dad you won! He gets up and runs up the aisle. $1500. He comes back down with his winnings 10 minutes later and says I thought I was going to win $200 I didnt think it would be so much! dammit old man they flashed it on the big screen. I wasnt paying attention. I didnt think I was going to win. Im glad he won, I know he can use the money. But that is two L's on lotteries. First powerball now this shit. He did try and split the dough with me but I couldnt do it. So he gave me $50 and said go have sushi on me tomorrow. So sushi tonight.
November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!