1st time for me. It wasn't as weird as it seems it should have been. Long story short went out with my cousins last night and a young lady accompanied me back to my dwelling. But that wasn't even the livest part of my evening tho. I mightve ruined my cousins marriage last night lol. Well they ain't married. He got his girl pregnant and she living with him now so they doing the whole faux family shit. Anyway me and my other cousins were making plans to head out. He start chiming in and babymomma is basically like nope. So I'm normally not an asshole/troll type dude. But his BM reminded me so much of mine when we were younger. Same type of situation and everything except I was going to the club to work. But we had these Same fights every other weekend. So he was initially falling back. So I started saying lil slick shit like,

'damn breh you can't even kick it with ya family..'.

'Look like you about to be doing fed time'

'I'll put something on ya books breh'

He was laughing it off at 1st. 'Then I was like yea breh you might as well stay home. You might not be able to get in your crib when you get home. She seem the type to lock niggas out breh...'

Ahh man that did it lol. Nigga was like 'sheeit I pay the bills..lease is in MY name..she know better.' Then my other cousins started joining in on some 'breh she ain't leaving you...They don't ever leave.'

It was a wrap after that. House full women + pregnant emotional girlfriend. Smh. All out live action gender wars was poppin off and I slide off to the kitchen to watch on some http://replygif.net/i/1388.gif


Anyway he came out with us. She ain't lock him out his crib but she did pack up some shit and went to her parents crib for the night.

Good times. Merry Christmas btw. About to go pick the boy up from his aunties crib and take him to my moms