you know those mechanical bulls they be putting in night clubs?

i think them shits are so cool.

the first time i saw one, i felt like i had to fuck with it.

i was with a buddy at cadilac ranch, spotted the mechanical bull and said to myself - 'fuck it, ima do it.'

i think he thought i was joking but i wasn't.

so i got in the long ass line.

the line was great because it was alllll women - waiting to ride this bull.

half of them drunk, all of them in a good mood.

so im in line chilling. making friends and small talk.

my buddy comes over and is kinda confused like, 'dawg, you really about to get on this joint?'

im like, yeah - he like 'dog, you know it's for the bitches right?'

i look around, noticed my surroundings - and realized that he's right.

this shit, right now, is for the bitches.

they get on the thing, wind they hips around, fall about, and hope a titty dont pop out.

it's a great show, but i had no business being in it.

so im like, but dog - 'this how the real rodeo is - this how the cowboys practice, why you being like this??'

he like - 'nah man, that's that gay shit.'

...

to this day, i can't tell who was right about it.

i never got on that bull, but i feel like the move wouldn't have been as cool as i thought it was.

should i have gotten on the bull?

when has a friend talked you off the cliff?

did i make a good call?

Poll result (3 votes) you made a weak call. you shoulda hopped your gay ass on that bull and had a blast (3 votes) Vote tough call. i understand not getting on the bull in a club. but if you're ever at a rodeo! (0 votes) Vote ugh. men and their insecurities. I'VE HAD ENOUGH! (0 votes) Vote