this is going to be HELLA long & detailed abt a really mundane who cares kinda thing sooo...yeah. youve been warned.
so i work for a company with retail outlets. normally i wear regular middle manager type shit. khakis. polos. oxford & tie if i gotta talk money. regular.
however today we are having a "special event". opening a new store. all hands on deck. basically giving out prizes and acting like its awesome to spend your money here.
its gonna be outside. lotta walking around, lotta HI! what do you know abt _____? NOTHING?! lemme tell ya! smile emoticon shit.
and its gonna be a high of 88 degrees. and humid.
did i mention ill be outside?
so im thinking OBVIOUSLY shorts right? i got a light colored company polo, wear some comfortable little sneakers
(if i had been about my business i'd have bought some new kicks but! oh well)
but...im in public. representing the company...and shorts on men isnt a good look in that environment.
some would say any environment those people dont have my legs.