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DJPoke
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Mon Aug-03-15 01:23 PM

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"My barber threw a gay dude out his chair"


  

          

For looking at porn on his phone while getting cut. He had warned him before that when dude was pulling up dick pics on his phone. He ain't blow his spot, just said 'hey man chillout with that bro.' 10 minutes later and dude had a porno rocking on his screen. That's when he yanked the cape off dude and told him to bounce. Left him with a half cut and everything. Dude ain't protest. He just got up and left shaking his head. I think dude was trying the barber. Only way I can see why someone would be that blatant with it. I thought it was fucked up he left dude with half a cut tho lol. But I can see why he felt disrespected.

  

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My barber threw a gay dude out his chair [View all] , DJPoke, Mon Aug-03-15 01:23 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
lol...damn...no plea coppin, negotiatin, conversatin
Aug 03rd 2015
1
Lol knock something over at least
Aug 03rd 2015
20
      Lol pretty much lol
Aug 03rd 2015
118
That's crazy! LMAO
Aug 03rd 2015
2
it's a violation to cuss (well continually cuss) in the barbershop
Aug 03rd 2015
3
which barbershop? LOL
Aug 03rd 2015
4
a lot actually these days, there are almost always females in a barbersh...
Aug 03rd 2015
14
      ^ the spot I go to has like 6 chairs, there's guaranteed to be a shorty ...
Aug 03rd 2015
17
      mine has women and kids in there too
Aug 03rd 2015
21
      he said 'the barbershop'.
Aug 03rd 2015
19
wtf? what barbershop YOU go to?
Aug 03rd 2015
10
That's only for those old head shops...
Aug 03rd 2015
23
Like this spot?
Aug 03rd 2015
29
      LMFAO!! EXACTLY
Aug 03rd 2015
32
      HAHA!!! Yep, that one. Homie I went to HS with has his own shop
Aug 03rd 2015
36
Anything goes at my shop as long as women and kids ain't around.
Aug 03rd 2015
61
Was he wearing the cape with the plastic window
Aug 03rd 2015
5
The hell is a plastic window?
Aug 03rd 2015
34
      did the porn have sound?
Aug 03rd 2015
39
      They got new barber capes with windows
Aug 03rd 2015
42
           lol
Aug 03rd 2015
48
           Never seen those.
Aug 03rd 2015
68
barber mighta got hustled. Dude might do the same thing at the next shop
Aug 03rd 2015
6
LOL
Aug 03rd 2015
7
.
Aug 03rd 2015
9
c'mon rif.
Aug 03rd 2015
12
lol
Aug 03rd 2015
13
i tried 2 argue but they say if he was straight he wouldnt move that way
Aug 03rd 2015
16
LMAO
Aug 03rd 2015
26
GENIUS
Aug 03rd 2015
28
Lol
Aug 03rd 2015
37
Barbershop 5 featuring Ice Lube
Aug 03rd 2015
46
Get. the. fuck. out. lol
Aug 03rd 2015
115
ROFL!
Aug 03rd 2015
64
You, my friend, have won the internet for the day. Sorry Desus & Fatjew.
Aug 03rd 2015
75
Damn he out here Young Thuggin it.
Aug 03rd 2015
90
lmao
Aug 03rd 2015
lol
Aug 03rd 2015
116
It's genius until you realize everyone has vine and periscope...
Aug 03rd 2015
117
*DEAD*
Aug 04th 2015
129
getting your haircut gotta be a top 5 worst time to watch porn
Aug 03rd 2015
8
Right. What if it's something your barber likes?
Aug 03rd 2015
52
      Exactly. Either way is a bad look.
Aug 03rd 2015
63
nah.
Aug 03rd 2015
11
what if you did that at work. Your office on your phone, on your interne...
Aug 03rd 2015
15
that varies too wildly to say.
Aug 03rd 2015
24
waitaminute!
Aug 03rd 2015
18
so?
Aug 03rd 2015
25
      How does the law view the shop and the barbers chair?
Aug 03rd 2015
78
           the law doesn't care.
Aug 03rd 2015
79
                Cool, but that kinda means that the law does care right?
Aug 03rd 2015
86
                     no.
Aug 03rd 2015
87
                          Ah that's actually pretty interesting. Thanks.
Aug 03rd 2015
104
You're in his chair, how you gonna let him have it?
Aug 03rd 2015
41
quite well and very loudly.
Aug 03rd 2015
44
      youd be loud and wrong
Aug 03rd 2015
47
           i'd be loud for sure.
Aug 03rd 2015
50
           while he getting bis ass throwed out the barbershop w/a f"ed up mohawk
Aug 03rd 2015
110
have what? whatever you gave would be with half a cut bruh
Aug 03rd 2015
51
oh, sho you right.
Aug 03rd 2015
53
      the only one being unreasonable is you...
Aug 03rd 2015
106
           oh thanks.
Aug 03rd 2015
109
                no problem
Aug 04th 2015
128
this whole respone retarded as fuck
Aug 04th 2015
133
      i'm glad you see it that way.
Aug 04th 2015
134
thats no worse than when the barber be resting his balls on your arm.
Aug 03rd 2015
22
Might be time to find a new barber, broski
Aug 03rd 2015
27
shiiittt thats a free amenity my nigga.
Aug 03rd 2015
30
Do you offer to cup them so he doesn't bang em on your elbow?
Aug 03rd 2015
31
thats on you doggie. you know where to put your arms to not
Aug 03rd 2015
33
      i aint tryna fuck up that nigga feng shui tho.
Aug 03rd 2015
49
           Been my own barber since 93
Aug 03rd 2015
113
Wrong gay or not
Aug 03rd 2015
35
now that's just pressed. On the customer's part. He couldn't just look
Aug 03rd 2015
38
i dunno that he wasn't.
Aug 03rd 2015
43
      Oh true, I forgot about stuff like that. Haven't been on anything like t...
Aug 03rd 2015
69
           but see #66.
Aug 03rd 2015
72
http://i.imgur.com/fxK8E2M.gif
Aug 03rd 2015
40
lol if you wanna look at porn while getting a service done
Aug 03rd 2015
45
or a massage
Aug 03rd 2015
54
pedicure too.
Aug 03rd 2015
56
Or prostate exam
Aug 03rd 2015
58
      no, no, no to everything above...i mean they give you porn mags at
Aug 03rd 2015
77
y'all use your smartphones while getting a cut? i dont and most at my
Aug 03rd 2015
55
i don't b/c i don't want to move my head.
Aug 03rd 2015
57
yeah I was wondering the same thing, I've seen a couple cats doing that.
Aug 03rd 2015
59
when I'm in the chair sometimes..now when he bring the razor
Aug 03rd 2015
60
nah i only get it out to show him what cut i want
Aug 03rd 2015
62
i never do.
Aug 03rd 2015
65
My barber hates it so I try not to.
Aug 03rd 2015
66
so you mean it might not have been about him being gay?
Aug 03rd 2015
67
      Lol
Aug 03rd 2015
70
      right?
Aug 03rd 2015
73
      Just going by what barber told us homie.
Aug 03rd 2015
74
           uh huh.
Aug 03rd 2015
76
                Puhleaasse buhlievee meeeeee sowhat
Aug 03rd 2015
81
                     puhleeeeeze
Aug 03rd 2015
82
                          Damn you took this personal.
Aug 03rd 2015
85
                               i might not sleep well tonight, man.
Aug 03rd 2015
88
seriously, who does that?
Aug 03rd 2015
121
when did women become above hearing curse words??
Aug 03rd 2015
71
There used to be a thing called courtesy.
Aug 03rd 2015
80
      it was born by a man who believed women are such
Aug 03rd 2015
83
      that or maybe it's more about how it reflects on the man/men?
Aug 03rd 2015
84
           oh for sure.
Aug 03rd 2015
89
      used to? courtesy still exists and shouldnt be reserved for females
Aug 03rd 2015
91
      coming to a dystopia near you.
Aug 03rd 2015
93
      Post of the decade
Aug 03rd 2015
126
was it this dude?
Aug 03rd 2015
92
i don't recall ever seeing a blatantly gay dude in any of my barbershops
Aug 03rd 2015
94
Please. Fem gays be all up in the black barbershops
Aug 03rd 2015
95
them niggas stay with a fresh cut
Aug 03rd 2015
96
They always have the best shape up.
Aug 03rd 2015
99
never seen that shit before in my life
Aug 03rd 2015
97
      I'm sure there are many things that you've never seen before.
Aug 03rd 2015
100
           yea that's it
Aug 03rd 2015
103
                i don't think Goldie posts from his feelings
Aug 03rd 2015
107
                Lol there is no anti phone policy
Aug 03rd 2015
112
                     Yup that's my thing.
Aug 03rd 2015
114
                     Relax, SoWhat stays on some Avenger baseless agenda shit.
Aug 03rd 2015
124
                          yes, but why do i do it?
Aug 03rd 2015
125
                          You have been so lame ever since you turned straight.
Aug 04th 2015
132
                               I refute any and all accusations of lame...
Aug 04th 2015
142
                I'm not mad, I'm amused :-)
Aug 03rd 2015
111
                     it's anecdotal experience..not ignorance
Aug 03rd 2015
119
                          it's textbook ignorance, fool. Lol
Aug 03rd 2015
120
                          i said i never saw a flamboyant gay dude at my barbershop.....
Aug 03rd 2015
122
                               Yes I really give a fuck.
Aug 03rd 2015
123
                                    bitches better go when i ain't there
Aug 04th 2015
139
                                         ooooooh!
Aug 04th 2015
140
                          Your anecdotal experience has left you ignorant.
Aug 04th 2015
131
i see us in my current shop. and it's run by Jamaicans.
Aug 03rd 2015
98
There's one that comes in the shop all the time
Aug 03rd 2015
101
      LOL
Aug 03rd 2015
127
      LOL
Aug 04th 2015
130
      lol
Aug 04th 2015
144
This post
Aug 03rd 2015
102
so many quotables in that interview
Aug 04th 2015
136
lol...we used to have a post about it like once a year in the Lesson...
Aug 04th 2015
137
      "You can juggle fruit stands for all I give a fuck" should have taken of...
Aug 04th 2015
138
Had that nigga walking round looking like a before and after split scree...
Aug 03rd 2015
105
half face
Aug 03rd 2015
108
damn thats crazy
Aug 04th 2015
135
sounds like a made up story
Aug 04th 2015
141
Yall really got me thinking my life is really exciting now
Aug 04th 2015
143

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