I'm up in Inwood. Have been for about ten years (yeah it's been that long) and I'm there til the rent stabilization falls off. Fantastic asses avaialable for innocent browsing, large apartments, generous portions of mofongo, Dyckman, Inwood Hill Park, wholesome working-class families, and veritable fountains of morir soƱando on every street corner keep me young. Sure, the rent is half my salary and I'm forced to eat bugs and lint to survive, but hey -- IT COULD BE JERSEY AMIRIGHT