If this is actually a satire, I apologize. I don't know anything about the stately harold.

It was the next logical step, really.

http://www.thestatelyharold.com/#!George-Zimmerman-to-star-in-pornographic-film/cmbz/5565d6150cf21fee13bb017d

Florida neighborhood watchman George Zimmerman, who was acquitted in July of 2013 of all charges related to the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, has been offered, and said yes to, a porn contract with a big pornographic studio.


Zimmerman was offered 1.5 million dollars by the pornographic film company Brazzers to star in their upcoming sex film "Pull out, Dont Come", in which he will play a heroic neighbourhood watchman who saves a woman from a "thug".



According to Brazzers, the film will feauture hardcore sex scenes and even graphic violence. This is what Marco Shlang, producer of the upcoming film, had to say about the eyebrow-raising casting choice.



- We often try to get people who're in the public eye to star in our movies as they naturally generate public interest. We feel that Zimmerman is the perfect man to create som real buzz. Of course we would never have him in the movie had he been guilty of what was alleged back in 2013, but seeing as he turned out to be innocent, we feel it’s appropriate for him to star in our movie.


The filming of the 40 minute long feature will commence in August and is scheduled to be released online in October this year. The Stately Harold tried to get in touch with George Zimmerman himself to speak with him about his new gig, and we managed to have a short phone conversation with him. This is what he had to say:

- I’m very excited about this opportunity. Most people would probably have qualms about doing something like this, especially if they’re famous, but hey, who am I to turn down a million dollars for a couple of hours work? I hope America will begin to see me in a different light, maybe as an actor instead of always connecting me to the Trayvon case - I was proven to be innocent so that chapter is over for me



Not surprisingly, those who supported Trayvon Martin and who believed Zimmerman to be guilty of murder, are now coming out and condemning both the Porn studio, and Zimmerman himself. One angry twitterer had this to say:

- They’re turning Trayvon’s last night alive into a dirty movie, that’s insane, Zimmerman is a greedy psychopath”

It is still to early to say whether the movie will prompt another social uprising from Trayvon Martin supporters, but here at The Stately Harold, we’d be surprised if it didn’t.

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