12. "i was a square. in first grade i threw a note home from my teacher in" In response to In response to 0
the trash at my grandmom's house after school. my mom was a teacher at the same school, but my dumbass didnt realize teachers talked during the day. to make it/me even dumber, my teacher told my mom she was sending a note home with me that day but when i never gave a note to her, she assumed my teacher changed her mind. so i woulda got away with it, but i did a piss poor job of throwing the note out at my grandmom's and she found it sitting on the top of the bathroom trashcan. she called my mom, snitched on me and i got my first (and i think last) whooping. definitely deserved it.
i dont think i ever got caught lying to my parents again (til college)