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MrThomas43423
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Thu Apr-23-15 12:07 PM

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"Bring Your Kid To Work Day"


  

          

yes i get the concept of this day....i really do. and yes i think it's great that kids can see where their parents work. and yes i think it takes a village and we need to be more blahblahblah as a community.

with that said....i don't have any kids. i want kids, but i LIKE not having any kids. you know why....cause kids fuck up whatever you want to do. you can't operate on single whims when you have kids. everything is a chore and a project. simple shit like lunch. and quiet. these concepts become much too difficult with children.

so this whole take your kids to work day becomes a day where people who intentionally don't have kids are inconvenienced cause people with kids think its fun and cool to share their world. share their work world with their kids...and share their home life with their coworkers. and they're wrong. its not fun and cool to be inconvenienced. i'm dealing with it, cause you can't be the mad, single childless guy nowadays and i don't plan on being like that forever. i'm not really like that now...i like kids. but not at my fucking job. not running up and down the office hallways. i seriously wanna hand out whoopings. or at least some 'sit down and you better not say shit's. it took me 45 minutes to get my lunch from the cafeteria downstairs, cause it was filled with children and their children cooties.

bless their hearts. but you gotdamn parents....ya'll need to keep this life to yourselves.
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Bring Your Kid To Work Day [View all] , MrThomas43423, Thu Apr-23-15 12:07 PM
 
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my company has a whole program for the kids
Apr 23rd 2015
1
that is the way it should be
Apr 23rd 2015
2
i think we do to, but there are breaks...
Apr 23rd 2015
3
Every company I have worked for had THIS.. I only saw them in passing
Apr 23rd 2015
22
since I worked in warehouses I never had to deal with that
Apr 23rd 2015
4
surprisingly....its kind of the opposite
Apr 23rd 2015
14
      young kids have unnatural levels of excitement naturally
Apr 23rd 2015
17
I'm fine with it. Long as they don't touch me with those germy kid hands
Apr 23rd 2015
5
and if you touch a cute kid....
Apr 23rd 2015
28
oh, so that's why there were so many damn kids on the metro this morning
Apr 23rd 2015
6
its not even a set day like Christmas of the 4th of July
Apr 23rd 2015
18
      lol. i wish i had known, cause damn kids were taking up all the seats!!
Apr 23rd 2015
27
I don't have kids and I love it
Apr 23rd 2015
7
son I have a kid and I hate kids
Apr 23rd 2015
16
this is where i am with it.
Apr 23rd 2015
20
There are some that get on my nerves for sure, but I guess I just have
Apr 23rd 2015
55
LOL
Apr 25th 2015
57
truth
Apr 25th 2015
63
i can deal with kids on a 1 on 1, maybe 2 on 1 basis
Apr 23rd 2015
19
i know it helped me decide on what i wanted to do when i grew up
Apr 23rd 2015
8
going with her in HS is career day. there's a 3 year old terror here...
Apr 23rd 2015
21
      hahahaha
Apr 23rd 2015
30
dyin at teh thought of random whoopins being dispersed.
Apr 23rd 2015
9
yo...me and my boy used to throw parties at our crib
Apr 23rd 2015
24
      yall provide rolls to share with your guests, or just you two had em?
Apr 25th 2015
60
i was wondering why i seen a bunch a kids runnin round
Apr 23rd 2015
10
exactly my point
Apr 23rd 2015
29
      ck ya inbox
Apr 23rd 2015
32
aka a free day from school.
Apr 23rd 2015
11
if i don't want to be around kids shouldn't i get a free day off work.
Apr 23rd 2015
25
WHEN IS BRING YOUR CAT TO WORK DAY
Apr 23rd 2015
12
RE: WHEN IS BRING YOUR CAT TO WORK DAY
Apr 23rd 2015
13
RE: WHEN IS BRING YOUR CAT TO WORK DAY
Apr 23rd 2015
15
I would TOTALLY bring my fucking cat to work son!! lololol
Apr 23rd 2015
23
welllllll.....
Apr 23rd 2015
47
      Not to mention everyone seems to be allergic...
Apr 23rd 2015
50
please let me know
Apr 23rd 2015
26
that would be a great fucking day at the office!!
Apr 23rd 2015
33
YO. i'd love that day.
Apr 23rd 2015
39
i got TWO you can borrow :D
Apr 23rd 2015
44
^^
Apr 23rd 2015
46
i stole your joke for facebook.
Apr 25th 2015
65
Thankfully no one here at my job
Apr 23rd 2015
31
we've got kids everywhere
Apr 23rd 2015
36
and they are sooo dirty omg
Apr 23rd 2015
34
what is too young?
Apr 23rd 2015
35
      for bring your child to work day??? HELL YES. wtf this aint day care
Apr 23rd 2015
38
      Lol
Apr 25th 2015
64
      3 is entirely too young
Apr 23rd 2015
41
LOL...Damn Y'all Are Some Stinkmeaners
Apr 23rd 2015
37
i'd be mad as fuck about the dogs too
Apr 23rd 2015
40
nah fuck that.... Office Dogs > Office kids
Apr 25th 2015
58
sounds like a day off today...or a day to slack off
Apr 23rd 2015
42
Everyone here brings their kids the day after Thxgiving and/or Xmas.
Apr 23rd 2015
43
i've only seen ONE kid here today.
Apr 23rd 2015
45
You're sure he wasn't the defendant?
Apr 23rd 2015
48
      yes b/c *insert racially-insensitive and anti-Semitic joke*
Apr 23rd 2015
49
           Jesus Christ, SoWhat
Apr 23rd 2015
53
                I'm just getting him ready for life in the joint.
Apr 23rd 2015
54
                     yeah, i don't think the jewish gangs roll too tough in prison like that.
Apr 25th 2015
61
when did they start including all kids?
Apr 23rd 2015
51
I popped in w/my dog
Apr 23rd 2015
52
This place is so damn wired.
Apr 23rd 2015
56
and weird.
Apr 25th 2015
62
      That too.
Apr 25th 2015
67
yeah, fuck that. go to preschool, dude. my work is not for you.
Apr 25th 2015
59
i love that day. no work is actually being done.
Apr 25th 2015
66

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