"Poll question: I have to apologize for Israel. " Mon Apr-06-15 03:18 PM by Mongo
Also, I should almost definitely apologize for killing Jesus, AIPAC, and why your parents lost their jobs because hey, Global Jewish Financial Conspiracy.
Muslims have to apologize for Al-Qaeda, ISIS, terrorist attacks in Europe and Aziz Ansari who, sorry, just isn't that funny.
Hindus have to apologize that Gandhi was kind of racist, and that India is apparently very rapey.
Buddhists have to... i dunno. Beg forgiveness for endorsing vegetarianism, because hamburgers are fucking awesome.