>what are some of your hang ups?

chicks that just lie there like a dead bug, chicks that ain't 3 hole certified, a grown ass woman with zero head skills.

>How old were you when you lost your virginity?

receiving oral: 10. Anal sex: 10. Pussy sex: 18.

>Do you feel there is a difference between making love and
>fcking?

Not really.

>what's your favorite position? your least favorite?

Favorite: doggy style, the visual just can't be beat. Least: standing. I'm old and can't do that much anymore.

>Fellas, have you ever done whatever the male equivalent is to
>squirting?

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/852/286/9ac.jpg

>do you do oral? why or why not?

Yup. Just one more tool in my arsenal.

>have you ever cried during sex?

never.


>do you like props?

yeah.

>have you ever been caught mid-coitus? (parent, kid, angry
>spouse, random person, college roommate etc.)

Yep, chick's younger cousin walked in on us. We kept fucking and she just came in the room, sat on the bed across from us and told us "Momma's on the way home... just thought y'all might wanna know that".

She sat there and watched us for a few more minutes before walking out the room.

>
>do you remember your best? your worst?

Best: Preacher's daughter. Very average looking, with porn star skills. We vibed on a deeper level too but lost touch when we both had to move around the same time.

Worst: Quite possibly the prettiest chick I've ever fucked, but she was so fuckin bland in bed... Lazy head, dead roach movements, only wanted it in three positions... We fucked twice before I called it quits.

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