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Fishgrease
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"The 5ive™ (end of March Edition) "
Fri Mar-27-15 08:04 AM by Fishgrease

  

          

Man Listen
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Got my bonus check today.
Should be happy.
Can't be though. Taxes suck.
36% off the rip.

My savings account thanks my efforts though.


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President Bush


So the other night, I'm in my son's room as he's getting out the shower and he walks past me parading like most 9 year old boys do at that age being silly. I happen to look down and this muhphucka has Richard Hair.

what 9 year old has hair on his Richard? I screamed and asked what the phuck was it (naively thinking that possibly he rub against the dog on his way out the bathroom. He calmly says "It's because I'm growing".

I put him to bed and went into my room silently sobbing and trying to embrace the fact that my lil' man is little no more.

But yeah, hair on your Richard at 9 ain't the business...and it just ain't no peach fuzz, it's full on shrubbery.

It's something in the chicken yo!!!


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Birthday

My girl's bday is on Monday. I hate birthdays, that goes for mine and everyone elses. Birthdays bring a sense of entitlement and expectation. I don't like that.

You get what I get'cha and if you don't like it, you keep it to yourself (and take advantage of this gift receipt.)

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Car Show

Went to the car show last night and drove the new beetle.
uhm, yeah. I'm getting one. Forget how it looks...I really want it. Had my bonus (mentioned above) been a tad more, I'd be at a car lot today.


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Moving

My lease is up in May. I haven't decided what I'm doing or rather where I am going. I put in my notice to vacate but i still haven't made the first move to find other accommodations. Perhaps, I'll send my son away for part of the summer and then try to find something...

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Anyway gimme five.

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The 5ive™ (end of March Edition) [View all] , Fishgrease, Fri Mar-27-15 07:56 AM
 
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RE: The 5ive™ (end of March Edition)
Mar 27th 2015
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oh as soon as I left his room, I was textin' err'body I knew that
Mar 27th 2015
2
      im scared that ill have that problem with wildchild
Mar 27th 2015
3
      I'm just gonna start choppin' my son in the throat just so he's
Mar 27th 2015
4
      mine is 11, has a lil moustache and underarm hair
Mar 27th 2015
5
           man...it really is.
Mar 27th 2015
8
What I'm listening to
Mar 27th 2015
6
in regards to Ghostface have you heard this
Mar 27th 2015
9
      one of my fave joints off A.W.O.L.
Mar 27th 2015
10
      Oh my (nm)
Mar 27th 2015
30
5ive™ ending with questions
Mar 27th 2015
7
RE: 5ive™ ending with questions
Mar 27th 2015
12
      I like brunch though! It is one of the only meals I like for dates. Esp....
Mar 27th 2015
15
           I like my meals to fall under Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner. Brunch
Mar 27th 2015
18
                Is that how y'all do brunch in Atlanta? with a hot table?
Mar 27th 2015
39
                     yeah, Brunch here is way too bougie and upscale for me
Mar 27th 2015
40
                          Brunch in the mid-west is more about time of day than how you order. The...
Mar 27th 2015
42
                          upscale? hot table? *does not compute*
Mar 27th 2015
52
                               guess you gotta come experience. And it's all definately not worth
Mar 27th 2015
53
                                    $40!?! Hell Naw! We talking two different things then. Brunch, $40 = NO!
Mar 27th 2015
57
5
Mar 27th 2015
11
good luck on #5.
Mar 27th 2015
13
Thank you.
Mar 27th 2015
23
#2 - violation.
Mar 27th 2015
51
      lol!
Mar 27th 2015
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12345.
Mar 27th 2015
14
diaper rash creme worked wonders for all my eczema flair ups.
Mar 27th 2015
16
      lol i think we had this convo*. we've been using A&D ointment
Mar 27th 2015
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           RE: lol i think we had this convo*. we've been using A&D ointment
Mar 27th 2015
21
RE: The 5ive™ (end of March Edition)
Mar 27th 2015
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RE: The 5ive™ (end of March Edition)
Mar 27th 2015
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      RE: The 5ive™ (end of March Edition)
Mar 27th 2015
38
           it means that going out eventually gets old....
Mar 27th 2015
41
Office Rule #3.
Mar 27th 2015
22
five
Mar 27th 2015
24
i wanna transition elsewhere as well..but I have questions as to
Mar 27th 2015
27
yikes @ "richard hair", I ain't ready but my kid's dad is a wolf so
Mar 27th 2015
25
all black women look good with those patra braids...* :)~
Mar 27th 2015
28
lol thanks for the vote of confidence pimp...
Mar 27th 2015
34
Question for yal
Mar 27th 2015
37
      hopefully her accountant has actually sent it off....but even then she's
Mar 27th 2015
46
      I use that link yes lol... I don't even know if he's filed for me yet
Mar 27th 2015
47
           naw, you can tell him to hurry up or else yo momma ain't gonna
Mar 27th 2015
50
                lolol
Mar 28th 2015
62
Superfluous sentences
Mar 27th 2015
26
RE: Superfluous sentences
Mar 27th 2015
29
      LOL!
Mar 27th 2015
33
my 5
Mar 27th 2015
31
seeds? Are those those coveted DC seeds or regular plant seeds
Mar 27th 2015
43
      regular plant
Mar 27th 2015
49
RE: The 5ive™
Mar 27th 2015
32
LOL
Mar 27th 2015
44
extra: I am so bored and tired today. I was thinking of doing an ask me/...
Mar 27th 2015
35
we are >HERE<. My son is going to stay with his mom tonight and
Mar 27th 2015
45
RE: The 5ive™ (end of March Edition)
Mar 27th 2015
36
RE: The 5ive™ (end of March Edition)
Mar 27th 2015
48
      man, I can't even reply properly anymore.
Mar 27th 2015
58
5 from this week's rotation
Mar 27th 2015
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RE: 5 from this week's rotation
Mar 27th 2015
56
5 people who might have done the least out of the group they were in...
Mar 27th 2015
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5 Song Friday
Mar 27th 2015
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Oooooh Yeah ---It's out there.
Mar 28th 2015
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