So today's my wife's birthday, and we don't normally do birthday presents, but I thought I'd get her something. I decided to take a stroll at lunch and found a cute little boutique. A gorgeous young lady (clearly a model or former model) helped me find her a cute dress.


A coupe hours later, I googled the boutique because I'd never heard of it before, which somehow led me to the young lady's linkedin which in turn led me to her facebook (one mutual friend). Next thing I know I'm looking at profile pics from 2011.

An innocent series of clicks turned mad stalkery in a matter of minutes. I wouldn't be surprised if she's sought a restraining order on me.