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 I needed that laugh n/m |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 1
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| yo! kennywood was the shit! |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 2
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 Kennywood is kinda week if you actually like rides, but |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 4
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| haha |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 3
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| "you need to make more money" |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 5
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| aside from this part: |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 6
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 no, she needed to choose a career that made money or stfu |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 10
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 haha, i'm just sayin', as a social worker myself, i understand. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 21
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| lol |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 35
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| very true, if that lifestyle was that important to her. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 37
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| nah, she was passionate about it |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 55
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| right, i feel you. |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 92
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| wowie |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 63
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| We had an argument |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 7
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| I was pumping gas into the car |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 8
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| maybe because I'm not a driver |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 9
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| the pump controls the flow of the gas |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 11
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| lol the only way i can see her being mad |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 12
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| Nope...none of that |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 15
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| good call, my dear. good call. |
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Mar 18th 2015 |
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| good call, my dear. good call. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 20
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| just dumb? |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 29
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| I thought the same thing... |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 28
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| or she passed gas and needed time to let the car air out |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 70
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| She said I'm ok with only having sex once every few months |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 13
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| When she said..."I feel like I'm preparing you for the next one" |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 14
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| Ex said: I know a girl who would be perfect for you |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 31
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| she showed up 8 years too late |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 16
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| Laughing out loud. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 17
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| She said "lips that touch wine, will never touch mine." |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 18
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| haha did she make any mention of bourbon? |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 23
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| i understand being a non-drinker, but did she actually say THAT? |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 36
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| Yep. Earnestly said that stupid phrase. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 85
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| DUECES! |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 42
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| bye felicia |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 46
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| ah-ight then, holla at'cha |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 71
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| I'm a non-drinker and I'd have serious issue with this :\ |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 83
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| ditto |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 116
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| When she accidentally showed me a pussy pic |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 19
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| When she told me she'd been to Borneo, and I asked which country |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 22
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| When he said the visa he was here on expired a year ago.... |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 24
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| I went to eat the box |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 25
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| I went to put her toes in my mouth |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 26
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| She told me she wanted to watch me |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 27
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| cmon fam |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 30
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| 100% true. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 32
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| damn dude |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 34
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| lol |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 40
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| Bruh |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 69
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| Got into an angry argument with me about the brand new rapper, Common... |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 33
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| who defended Common? |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 38
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| i think the point is that by LWFC, Common wasn't a brand new rapper. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 41
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| woooosh |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 48
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| aiight, i'll take that. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 51
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| Literally tried to argue that because she'd never heard of him... |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 54
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| smh. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 47
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| she asked what I wanted for my Bday... |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 39
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| haha, da fuck? |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 43
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| she was fine as shit tho... |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 50
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| maybe she just misunderstood |
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Mar 23rd 2015 | 132
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| when he said Fabolous was a better emcee than Pun. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 44
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| I mean Fab did rhyme flip phone with chicken bone |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 62
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| When she told me she hated her dad. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 45
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| when i looked out the peephole and saw Nev Schulman |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 49
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| LMAO. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 52
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| LMAO. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 53
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| When I saw him in public and tried to convince him |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 56
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| lolz |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 58
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| RE: lolz |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 82
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| when he said he'd make my son play thru a concussion... |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 57
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| !!!!!!! |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 97
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| i felt too many gotdamned legs intertwined, spades. |
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Mar 23rd 2015 | 127
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| did i mention it was a full sized bed? |
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Mar 23rd 2015 | 130
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| i was pushing a cart of laundry and fell |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 59
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| But... did you die??? (c) Leslie Chow |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 81
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| the body heals itself tho...j/k |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 89
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| ..when he installed a cam outside his door and told me to never |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 60
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| ..when he told me he was going "rub one out" during his break |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 61
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| those were the days. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 65
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| it shocks me that cats actually do that |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 75
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| ...this was back in high school (and no offense to those that are ill) |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 64
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| When she told me she fried bacon for a nightly snack |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 66
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| Call her up. Her abs might be insane. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 84
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| ^^^^ |
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Mar 23rd 2015 | 136
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| when she called at like 3am, crying, to tell me biggie got shot |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 67
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| lmao! |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 73
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| I woulda asked if he'd still be dead in the morning. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 74
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| that's pretty much exactly what i said before I hung up |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 78
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| LMAO |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 96
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| lol, I remember this girl at college running up to me telling me pac die... |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 104
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| she said: Black people naturally smell like raw chicken |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 68
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| whaaaaaaaaaaaaTHE FUCK?! |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 90
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| That's a thing? |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 125
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| she got mad when...... |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 72
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| She asked me what a whistle blower was |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 76
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| " this (insert picture of chick) just invited me out for wine " |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 77
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| yo daddy never seen yo avy, huh? |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 79
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| Nope |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 91
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| She wanted to got into a wax museum. I didn't. I hate that stuff. |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 80
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| Did you tell her that the wax people look scary? |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 112
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| She knows my history. If I go in expecting not to be touched, I will swi... |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 120
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| sometimes you gotta take that bitter pill, man |
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Mar 18th 2015 | 86
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| always bringing up other women |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 87
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| She said 50 Shades of Gray was brilliant, then said she had to catch Emp... |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 88
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| now if she said Empire was brilliant she is a keeper |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 94
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| RE: ...and this is when I knew our relationship wasn't going to last |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 93
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| ionno.. seems like an easier lie would be to say he wasn't there |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 95
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| TRUST ME, IT'S VERY POSSIBLE |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 98
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| possible for a person to paint themselves in a shade of SIMP? |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 106
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| yes |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 109
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| of course you would say yes...lol |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 111
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| hrm how to say |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 117
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| That story sounds legit...why would he lie to make himself look bad? |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 102
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| IKR |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 113
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| Is this the phrasing he used: "some dudes broke into" ? |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 114
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| She decided to test me |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 99
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| testing to see if you were a rapist? |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 101
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| IKR...What if I had failed? |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 105
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| if you went for it you woulda been married in her mind |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 107
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| had you done it,we'd be like "How you feel about convicts w/internet? |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 110
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| RE: had you done it,we'd be like "How you feel about convicts w/internet... |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 115
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| THIS MADE ME ANGRY!!! |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 103
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| damn....... |
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Mar 23rd 2015 | 134
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| her momma called me something bad in Vietnamese |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 100
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| Yo! When her Mom's sent me a Facebook Message about Marrige |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 108
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| he asked me about my clothes |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 118
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| oh boy, not the "why you gotta dress like that?" talk |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 121
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| he was smoother |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 123
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| I know a grip of former Nuwaubians. |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 124
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| when her moms looked me dead in the eyes while saying |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 119
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| Forgot this one: When her mom told me that "I deserve better" |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 122
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| I had a mom imply this, but not actually say it |
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Mar 19th 2015 | 126
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| I remember this girl PHYSICALLY fought her mom |
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Mar 23rd 2015 | 128
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| "if you were my daughter I wouldn't want you dating my son" |
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Mar 23rd 2015 | 135
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| First time I met her was at my front door |
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Mar 23rd 2015 | 129
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| Her momma stole her foodstamps and sold them for crack |
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Mar 23rd 2015 | 131
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| "ugggh, sub titles?!?! I didn't come to the theater to read!" |
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Mar 23rd 2015 | 133
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