dude would piss literally anywhere, throw up in strange places, hump girls' legs (not figuratively) and also wind up sleeping outside naked/in underwear. he was literally like an animal. he also resembled a squirrel. he was about 5'3" and rode around on a longboard with a bag of drugs. we had many nicknames for him but my favorite was "short shady." good kid, got his shit together later at least. in the meantime, he was lucky to have some big ass friends.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.